Written By Sandra and Lady B
Note - This story concerns Lady B (Mrs. Adam Copeland) and Sandra (Mrs. Jason Reso) and their husbands Edge and Christian, and their coming out on national t.v. every week wearing their ridiculous, humongous sunglasses. Here the girls are trading e-mails about the subject.
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Sandra - He does have the UGLIEST and BIGGEST glasses ever. Lady B, I think we need to talk.... LMAO
Lady B - Definitely!!!! What are we going to do about those glasses?
Sandra - I don't know, what do you want to do..... I mean, if they buy them on the road, we don't have control, other than cutting their expense money..... LMAO
Lady B - Honestly, I think Vince is supplying them with those glasses. Where else could they come up with those ridiculous Fly looking, face covering, monstrosities.
Sandra - I think we should have a three way call with Vince, what do you think ?????
Lady B - You dial, I'll talk.
*dialing long distance to Titan tower**phone ringing*
Receptionist: World Wrestling Federation, how may I help you?
Lady B - Good Morning. I'd like to speak to Mr. Vince McMahon Please. Tell him it's regarding a very urgent matter. Yes, I'll hold. Thank you.
Vince - Vince speaking may I help you?
Lady B - Mr. McMahon. We have not formally been introduced, so let me do that now. I am Mrs. Adam Copeland and there is something very important that we must discuss. I would like to make an appointment with you so that myself and Mrs. Jason Reso may come and speak to you. This is of the upmost urgency and we respectfully request an audience with you at your earliest convenience.
Vince - Well, Mrs. Copeland, I can hear from the sound of your voice that it is a really important issue, so what do you say if we meet next Thursday, at my offices?
Lady B - That would be fine. Thursday it is. Shall we say about 10:00 a.m.? And Mr. McMahon, thank you.
Vince - Thursday it is, 10:00 am and thank you Mrs. Copeland.....*click*
Lady B - Okay Sandra, pack your bags cause we are going to see Vince about those funny looking glasses and put an end to them once and for all. LOL.
Sandra - Cool...... I'm packing my bag tonight, and I have to let my teacher know that I won't be going to my class next week, sister, we are going to Connecticut....... and we're gonna finalize the glasses story once and for all........ LMAO
Chapter 1 - Sandra
Sandra was in her room packing some clothes and stuff for her trip to Connecticut with Lady B, to meet with the big man of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince McMahon. Sandra was exciting and it would be hard for her to hide it from her husband, Jason Reso, commonly known as Christian. Lady B was married to Adam Copeland, better known as Edge. They were both fighting against the fact that their husband were wearing week after week stupid, gigantic pink glasses and the girls couldn't take it anymore.
They threw about 120 pairs already, but week after week, they would show up on TV with bigger and bigger glasses. The girls already talked to their husband about it, but they wouldn't listen, and they would say that it was something that Vince was telling them to do and they had to do it. Lady B and Sandra think differently. They think that it's more the fact that the guys liked the glasses but they didn't want to let the girls know about it.
Sandra decided to call Lady B to make sure that she had everything that she needed for the trip.
Sandra: "Lady B, it's me, how you doin' ???"
Lady B: "I'm doing good, just trying to remember to bring everything......"
Sandra: "That's why I'm calling you, what should we bring ???"
Lady B: "Well, other than our clothes, nothing really."
Sandra: "Should i bring the montage that i did on VHS tape with all the different shot of our husband with the glasses ????????"
Lady B: "Yes, i think you should bring it, so that way, we have good proofs with us"
Sandra: "Okay, so we will meet at the airport, my plane will arrive at around 7:45 am, what about yours ????"
Lady B: "Mine will get them at 8:00 am, so that will be a good call."
Sandra: "Okay then, so what did you tell Adam about where you were going ???"
Lady B: "I told him i had to go up to New York for Business, so it worked fine. What about you, what did you tell Jay ???"
Sandra: "I told him that i was going for a Daimler Chrysler conference, so he didn't even asked a question about it."
Lady B: "Great, then i will see you tomorrow morning."
Sandra: "Okay then, see you in the morning...."
When Sandra hung up the phone, Jason was in back of Sandra and put his arm around her waist and kissed her neck gently..... Sandra tilted her head so he would have more access to her. At the same time, Jason asked her what they would do tomorrow and she told him that she was going to Connecticut for a conference. Jason looked surprise but remembered that she mentioned it prior in the day. So, as a surprise, Jason looked at her and told her that he will be going down with her and he doesn't have to go anywhere and he would love to travel with her. Sandra looked shocked and tried to find a really good reason to give him so he can't go with her. Sandra took about 30 seconds and found a reason for Jason, that the plane was full and they wouldn't be able to travel together and as they would be back the next day, so he could relax for a day and just play with his play station..... Jason looked at her with a sad puppy face, but agreed to it and went to kiss Sandra again.
Chapter 2 - Lady B
Sandra and Lady B met up on Thursday at the airport and after retrieving their overnight bags they caught a cab to Titan Towers. They arrived shortly before 10:00 a.m. They took the elevator up to Vince's office and were greeted by the receptionist as they stepped off of the elevator.
Receptionist - "Good Morning Ladies. May I help you?"
Lady B - "Good Morning. Can you please inform Mr. McMahon that Mrs. Copeland and Mrs. Reso are here for their 10:00 a.m. appointment.
Receptionist - "Certainly. Please have a seat" she added as she picked up the phone. After a few seconds she hung up. "Mr. McMahon will be with you in just a few minutes" she added with a smile.
Lady B - "Thank you" .
They were seated in a very plush love seat. Sandra looked at Lady B and said "Do you think this will work?" wringing her hands together. "It can't hurt" Lady B replied. "Don't be so nervous" she added. At that precise moment Vince walked out of a huge oak door. "Ladies. I'm Vince McMahon." He said with that huge smile on his face as he came over to them. Sandra and Lady B stood up and shook hands with Vince. "It's a great pleasure to finally get to meet both of you" Vince stated, still smiling. "Let's go into my office" he said as he ushered them in. "Please have a seat" he said as he closed the door and walked over to his desk and sat on the edge of it. Sandra and Lady B sat down on the two very comfortable leather seats facing his desk. "The guys have always spoken about the two of you but they also have said that with your busy schedules you haven't been able to join them on the road' Vince said from his perch on the edge of his seat.
"Now what can I help you with?" Vince said as he clapped his hands together softly. Lady B and Sandra looked at each other and then back at Vince. Since Sandra was so nervous it looked as if Lady B would be the spokesperson during the meeting. Lady B took a deep breath and started.
"Mr McMahon . . ." "Please, call me Vince" Vince said interrupting her. "Okay" Lady B said smiling. "Vince, it's like this. We are having a huge problem and we were hoping that maybe you would be able to help us out with it". "I'll do my best" Vince said smiling back. "It's regarding those ridiculous, out sized glasses that Edge and Christian wear on national t.v." Lady B said.
Vince looked at her with a slightly puzzled look on his face. "What about them?" he asked as he scrunched up his eyebrows. "Well, they make the guys look like Human Flies and they have become the laughing stock of our circle of friends" Lady B added. "But that's part of their storyline and gimmick" Vince said, not fully understanding the point that Lady B was trying to make.
"Okay, let me show you something and then maybe you will get my point" Lady B said as she stood up and walked over to the credenza near one of the windows. She placed her overnight bag on it and opened it. She reached inside and pulled something out that she placed on her face. When she turned around. Vince practically fell off the desk, for there stood Lady B with the huge glasses (that Missy and Sandra had photographed themselves wearing) perched at the tip of her nose. The glasses extended a good foot sideways from her face and they practically covered all of her face. the only thing that you could see of her were the tip of her nose and her lips and chin. The glasses also contained the pink/red tinted glass so that they looked exactly the same shade as the ones that Christian has been wearing lately on t.v.
Sandra took one look at Lady B and started laughing hysterically. Vince did not know how to react, but soon found himself laughing along with Sandra. Lady B looked at them both laughing and she too started to laugh. She laughed so hard that she had to sit back down in her chair. Sandra was rolling around in the chair as she laughed holding her stomach. Vince walked slowly back to his seat, holding his side, as he too continued to laugh. He plopped himself down and put his hands over his face to try to stop laughing. Lady B was finally able to remove the glasses off of her face and control her laughter. She placed the glasses on Vince's desk.
Every time they tried to start their conversation again, they would look at the glasses and start to snicker. This would start another round of hilarious laughter.
Chapter 3 - Sandra
The three of them were able to get their senses back when all of a sudden, Shane entered the office and as soon as he saw the glasses on his father's desk, he started laughing hysterically. Vince didn't know why Shane was laughing like that and asked him why the hysteria. Shane calmed down and told his father if that was the next pair of glasses that Christian will be wearing, because that would be just hysterical. Sandra looked at Shane with a serious face and didn't think that it was funny this time. Vince looked at Shane and introduced the two ladies to Shane.
Vince: "Shane, this is Mrs. Copeland and Mrs. Reso. They are here to talk about the glasses issue."
When Shane was gone, Lady B looked at Vince and told him that he just got the example of what their husband are suffering everyday when they walk out on the street or do groceries. Even when they just take a walk, people are laughing at them, and it's getting on their nerves she explained. Vince looked at the two ladies and understood the situation. But Vince also told them that they got the best gimmick for them right now, and stopping it might be an error and they would have to find something else for the tag team.
Vince looked at the ladies and asked them the million dollars question. "Does it bother your husbands ???" the girls didn't want to answer that question because they knew that the guys had the best time with that gimmick and they didn't think anything wrong with it. But the girls didn't want to tell Vince that the guys didn't know about that visit.
Lady B excused herself to Vince and told him that she needed to talk to Sandra for a few seconds. Vince didn't have a problem with that and told Lady B that he was going to get something to eat and he would be back in a few minutes.
As soon as Vince left the office, Sandra looked at Lady B and told her that they were in trouble now, that if the guys didn't know about their visit, that now, they would find out. Lady B started thinking of a solution when all of sudden, Matt and Jeff Hardy entered the office.
Matt and Jeff: "Lady B, Sandra, what are you guys doing here ????"
Sandra: "Oh, oh, we are in trouble now..." whispering to Lady B'
Lady B: "Matt, Jeff, what are you guys doing here ????"
Matt: "The question is more, what are you two doing here ??? Are Adam and
Jay around ???"
Sandra: "No, humm... they .... Hummm... are at .... Hummm... home"
Jeff: "So what are you guys doing here ???????
Chapter 4 - Lady B
"Well, we came down to see where exactly our husbands work, since we haven't had a chance to do so before" Lady B replied. "Oh, cool" Matt said. "How about we give you a tour?" Jeff asked. "That would be nice. How about when we finish with Vince?" Lady B said. "Okay, we'll look you ladies up later" Matt said as they headed back out the door.
Vince returned a few minutes later followed by a waiter pushing a cart ladened with food. "Okay, ladies, help yourselves" Vince said once the food was spread out on the credenza. They served themselves from the various salads and sandwiches that were there and each grabbed a soft drink. They sat at the small conference table that Vince had in his office to eat.
After they had eaten their lunch, Vince turned back to the girls and said. "So what exactly would you ladies like me to do about the glasses situation?" "Well, if they could modify the glasses by wearing smaller ones and/or eliminate them totally, it would be great" Lady B stated looking at Sandra. Sandra nodded in agreement and looked at Vince. "Well, I'll have a talk with them when they return . . . speaking of which . . . why aren't they here with you discussing this situation with me?" Vince asked.
Lady B and Sandra looked at each other and then at Vince. "Because . . . they don't know we are here" Sandra answered in a whisper. Vince looked from one to the other and stated "So this is all your idea? They don't know anything about this?" "Nope" Lady B replied. "You see we have been fielding the insults and jokes all this time and they don't even know what we have been going through" Lady B replied. "I see" Vince said as he leaned back in his seat, crossed his arms and rubbed his fingers along his jaw. "Of course, you ladies wouldn't want them to know that we have had this little discussion, would you?" he added with that look on his face and a slight smile on his lips.
"If they were to know, we would be two dead ducks" Sandra stated getting nervous all over again. "Then I have something I need to ask of you ladies" Vince said. Lady B and Sandra looked at each other and then back at Vince. "This reaks of total heinosity!!! Lady B said. Getting up from her seat. She paced around a bit and then came to stand once again by her seat. She leaned her hands against the table and stated "As long as it doesn't go against our principles or get us into any further trouble, we'll listen to what you propose" Lady B said getting very defensive. "Cause if it's something that is going to jeopardize our relationships or get us in deeper shit with our husbands, I'd rather tell Edge what I have done and accept those consequences" Lady B added as she glared at Vince.
"Whoaaaa . . . hold on there" Vince said raising his hands palms towards Lady B as if attempting to fend off an assault. "I would never do that to you ladies" he said as he got up from his seat and walked away from the table to put as much space between Lady B and himself. "But let me explain how we can probably accomplish what you and I both want and need" he said as he turned to them once more. "We're listening" Lady B said as she placed her hands on her hips. "Okay, this is what I was thinking" Vince said.
Chapter 5 - Sandra
Sandra and Lady B were all ears to what Vince was going to say. They just hoped it was something that would kill the glasses gimmick and the guys wouldn't know about the girls being involved into the decision. Vince started by saying: "Okay, the guys cannot know that you girls were here to talk to me about the glasses, but I have to end that story for your reputation. What about if I change the glasses for really ugly clothes.
Would it be okay with you girls ??? Lady B and Sandra looked at each other and at the same time, asked Vince: "How ugly would the clothes be ?". Vince talked to them about really stupid ugly gold costume that would hide their characters. Lady B and Sandra looked at each other and at the same time, refused the ugly clothes too. Vince didn't know what else to say, so he looked at the girls and asked them the question: "Okay ladies, I really want to help you both, but you have to help me too here ?". Lady B thought about it for a few seconds and then came with a brilliant idea.... She told Vince:
"We love the comedy side of our husband and we don't mind the different costume every time they go to a city... We are okay with that, but you just have to cut the glasses part.... They are too big and ugly and just let them wear regular ones." Vince thought about it and realized that the center of the gimmick is the glasses, and he couldn't take that part out of the gimmick..... So he told the ladies that he was sorry and that he couldn't do what they wanted him to do. So, Lady B and Sandra thanked Vince for his time and decided to take the problems in their hands. They went back to the hotel where they would be staying for the night and thought of what they could do.
Lady B looked at the calendar to see where the guys would be on Monday night. They would be in Detroit, MI. So Sandra told Lady B that she could stay with her for that night and that we would take care of the situation at the Live Raw is War on Monday night. They both had an evil grin in their faces and had to talk to Matt and Jeff to see if they would help the girls.
Sandra looked in her phone book for Matt's cellular phone number and dialed it. Matt answered: "Hello !"
Sandra: "Matt, this is Sandra, how are you ?"
Matt: "Okay, we are on our way, talk to you later."
Sandra: "Ciao"
Sandra looked at Lady B with a smile. She told her that the Hardy Boyz would be their last chance to end that stupid gimmick with the ugly glasses. Lady B looked at Sandra with an evil grin and knowing that it would get ugly, but like they said, to get things done right, we have to do it the hard way, and with the help of the Hardy Boyz, they hope that it work out fine.
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Matt: "Hey Sandra, good and you ?"
Sandra: "Good, listen Matt, are you and Jeff busy right now ?"
Matt: "Not really, we were going to the mall, what's up ?"
Sandra: "Lady B and I were wondering if you guys could come and meet us at the hotel, we would like to talk to you guys about something and see if you would like to help us."
Matt: "Sure, no problem, which hotel are you guys staying at ?"
Sandra: "Sheraton"