Chapter 6 - Lady B

Matt and Jeff got together with Lady B and Sandra and they hatched out their plan. They all liked it and agreed to do it. "I think we better let Vince in on this, cause we are going to need his help" Matt said. "Are you sure it's cool to let him know?" Sandra asked. "Without his help we won't be able to pull this off" Jeff added. "Okay" Sandra replied.

A few minutes later Vince met them at the hotel and liked the idea. Okay, we'll put it into action tomorrow during the house show" he said. If all goes well, we'll also use it on Smackdown and Raw".

After Vince, Matt and Jeff left Lady B turned to Sandra and said. You know we are dead if our husbands know what we are about to do, don't you?" "Yep, that's why they can't find out until after it's done" Sandra replied. So how are we going to get away from them long enough to pull this off?" Lady B asked. "We'll do like Vince said, just don't let them know where we are. They have to show up to work and then we put our plan into effect. "Hope it works" Lady B said as they settled in for the night.

The next day their cell phones were ringing off the hook. They didn't want to answer them cause they knew that it would be Edge or Christian. They left to go to the arena to put the final touches on their plan.

Edge and Christian arrived several hours later at the arena. They were like two mad men. They tracked Vince down and asked him if he had heard from either of their wives. Vince said no, but that he would help them in anyway that he could after the show. They went back to their dressing rooms dejected because they had called the police and had been told that since they had talked to them within the 24 hour period there was nothing they could do until 24 hours more had passed.

Meanwhile Lady B and Sandra were in a locked dressing room not too far from them. "I can't see shit through this mask" Sandra said as she tried to adjust it. "That's cause you've got it backwards, dummy" Lady B said snatching the gold mask off of Sandra's head and turning it around as she put it on Sandra's head again. "There, can you see now?" Lady B asked. "Yeah" Sandra said as she pulled the zipper down on the mask. "Okay, remember what Vince said. We go out there only during the match between the Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian. After that we run back here, change and leave. "I can't wait until this is over" Sandra said as she started pacing back and forth. "Me neither Sis" Lady B said. "Now remember, we have to stay hunched over so our breasts don't show" Sandra said. "I feel like the Hunchback of Notre Dam already" Lady B said as she practiced hunching down so her breasts were concealed.

Several minutes later there was a knock on the dressing room door that startled both of the girls. They heard Vince whisper through the door "It's time". They took a deep breath as they unlocked the door and Vince led them to the entrance curtains. The match between the two tag teams was in full swing as the girls came running out from the top of the ramp.

Jerry Lawler: "J.R., here come the Conquistadors again"
J.R.: "I don't believe it"
Jerry Lawler: "I thought you said that the Conquistadors were Matt and Jeff Hardy"
J.R.: "Well apparently I was wrong, cause Matt and Jeff are in the ring as are Edge and Christian"
Jerry Lawler: Look J.R. they are climbing on the edge of Ring"
J.R.: "Someone get them out of there"

Lady B and Sandra had just reached the edge of the ring when Sandra slipped on the wet floor and landed face down on the outside of the ring. Lady B jumped down from the edge of the ring and was bent over to help her when Matt was thrown over the top rope and landed right on Lady B's back causing her to fall on Sandra. Lady B tried to get up but couldn't, and since Sandra was at the bottom of the pile she couldn't move either. Matt turned over and whispered "Thanks for breaking my fall." "Get off of me, you idiot" Lady B said through clenched teeth. Matt got up and went back into the ring.

Lady B softly asked Sandra "Are you okay?" All she got for a response was a groan. Meanwhile the crowd was loving it. The whole arena was on their feet laughing and stomping.

Jerry Lawler: "Did you see that J.R." as he burst out laughing.
J.R.: (through laughter) "I saw it. Shades of the Three Stooges" he said as he continued to laugh.

The match continued, but Lady B and Sandra were in pain and could not interfere in the match. Instead they hunched down and went around to where Edge and Christian had put their glasses down and grabbed them. They put them on and started to run up the ramp. Lady B was ahead, but tripped on the ramp and wound up on the floor. Sandra was right behind her and happened to look back at the ring to see if they were being followed as Lady B fell down. Sandra tripped over Lady B and wound up face down once again with her arms and legs splayed open. The crowd just went into another fit of hysteria as did J.R. and Jerry Lawler.

Lady B got up slowly and on hands and knees went to Sandra. They helped each other up and continued up the ramp with the glasses all askew on their faces.

Chapter 7 - Sandra

As soon as they got backstage, Vince was waiting for the girls to see if they were alright. Lady B was laughing like there was no tomorrow, but Sandra was really hurting. They ran back to their locker room to change and to leave before the guys could see them.

Edge and Christian won the match and as they were leaving, Christian went down to JR and the King's table to get his glasses and he saw that they were gone. Christian started freaking out because he really loved his glasses and was asking everybody if they knew where his glasses were. Edge was helping Christian look for them too. While Edge and Christian were going through their frantic search for the glasses, Matt and Jeff were walking back to their dressing room and were laughing their asses off at seeing the reaction on Christian's face via the Titantron.

Vince went to talk to the Hardy Boyz in their dressing room and gave them the status on the girls. Edge and Christian got back stage and they were furious. They caught Vince as he was coming out of the Hardy dressing room and asked him who was the Conquistadors so they can go kick their asses. They told Vince that the Conquistadors were the only ones who could have stolen Christian's glasses. Vince looked at them and told them that he had no idea who the Conquistadors were because he thought that they were the Conquistadors. Christian was starting to get beet red in the face and he looked ready to explode.

Edge and Christian were ready to leave when Vince remembered to let them know that the girls called and that they were fine so the guys wouldn't worry. They said to tell the guys that their planes had been delayed and the batteries of their phones were down. But that they would talk to them tomorrow as they were already in bed and they were really tired. Matt and Jeff had heard what Vince had said to Edge and Christian and had all they could do to keep a straight face and keep their laugher in as they walked by Edge and Christian on their way out of the arena.

Sandra was in the dressing room shower and couldn't move, she was trying to relax under the strong hot shower that was falling on her back. Lady B shouted at her if she was going to be much longer, that they had to leave soon. Sandra then woke up and shut off the shower and got dressed. Sandra put all the glasses in her bag and started laughing. If Christian only knew that I was the one who stole his glasses, I think he would kill me, what do you think Lady B. Lady B agreed with her and started laughing too.

Later on that night, Edge and Christian were in their hotel room and Christian was still fuming about losing his glasses. Edge told him to let it go, and to go buy some more tomorrow, but Christian looked at him saying that he wouldn't be able to find the same glasses because he bought them on their last tour in Europe. Christian decided to go to bed and try to forget about it.

Matt and Jeff were still laughing about the whole incident and decided to call the girls in their room to see how they were doing. Matt grabbed the phone and dialed.

Lady B: "Hello ?"
Matt: "Lady B, it's Matt, how are you doing ???"
Lady B: "I'm doing fine, but Sandra is not doing so good, she's still hurting from when you fell on me and I in turn fell on her."
Matt: "I'm so sorry, I hope she will forgive me for that?"
Lady B: "I think she will, but It will take a few days."
Matt: "Oh, I see, what about you ???"
Lady B: "I'm doing fine, just sitting here and get ready to go to bed, we have to leave in a couple of hours to get back home."
Matt: "Okay then, I will let you go. You guys take care and I will talk to you soon."
Lady B: "Okay Matt and keep us updated about Christian's reaction to losing his glasses."
Matt: "I will. Don't worry."
Lady B: "Bye"
Matt: "Bye"

As soon as Matt hung up the phone, he saw that the red light on the phone was flashing to let him know that there was a message for them. He called the voice mail system to find out that it was Christian and he needed to come over to talk to them, it was an emergency.

Matt called Christian back to see what he wanted.

Matt: "Christian, what do you want ???"

Chapter 8 - Lady B

While Christian and Matt were talking on the phone, the phone in the girls room rung once again. Lady B picked it up and disguised her voice as she said "Hello" in a manly voice. "Lady B?" Vince asked. "Yeah, Vince it's me" Lady B replied. "I need to talk to you and Sandra as soon as earthly possible" Vince said. "What's up Vince?" Lady B asked. "I don't want to discuss it over the phone" Vince said. I know you girls are going to be leaving in a couple of hours, but I have to see you both before you leave" Vince answered. "Sandra is out cold right now" Lady B replied. "How about you meet us at the airport before our flight leaves" Lady B added. "Okay, I'll be there waiting for you" Vince said as Lady B hung up the phone. Lady B looked at her watch and knew that if she fell asleep now she would never make the flight. She reluctantly got up from the bed and started to get dressed.

Meanwhile, Christian had walked over to Matt and Jeff's room which was down the hall from the room the girls currently occupied. He knocked on the door and Matt let him in. "I gotta know who those Conquistadors were" he said as he stepped into the room. "I don't know who they were, cause Vince never told us. And as you know by now, they weren't us, cause we were in the ring fighting you guys" Matt replied, biting his lip so that he wouldn't burst out laughing.

"That little freak stole my glasses and those were my favorites" Christian ranted as he paced the room. Matt just looked at him from his perch at the edge of the Bed and tried to hide his smile with his hair. Matt finally was able to look at Christian without bursting out laughing and said "Take it easy, any money bet those Conquistadors will surface again sooner or later". "Well, when I get my hands on them they are going to wish they had never touched my glasses" Christian said. "Now I feel better, so I think I'll go and try to get some sleep. Thanks for listening to me rant" He said as he grabbed the door handle and opened the door. "Glad I could help" Matt said.

Lady B and Sandra were exiting the room when they heard Christian's voice. They quickly jumped back into the room and closed the door softly as they heard him walk down the hallway and past their room towards the elevator bank.

Sandra had her hand over her mouth to hold in the scream that had almost escaped through her open mouth and Lady B was leaning against the door. "That was too close" Lady B said. Sandra was weak at the knees and had to go and sit down. After a few minutes Lady B asked "Are you okay to leave now?" Sandra nodded her head and Lady B opened the door just a crack to see if there was anyone in the hallway. She saw that the coast was clear so she opened the door and they both sprinted towards the stairs. They didn't want to take a chance on the elevator. As the exit stairwell door hissed softly closed behind them they heard the ding of the elevator and as they peeked through the glass on the stairwell door they could see Edge and Jeff walking down the hallway towards Matt and Jeff's room. Lady B and Sandra looked at each other and ran down the stairs to the front desk.

They put the key to the room down on the counter and ran out the front doors to a waiting cab. Once they were inside the cab and on their way to the airport they let out a long sigh of relief. "If Edge and Christian ever find out about this, we are dead" Lady B said. "Yeah, but one good thing came out of this" Sandra said as she grabbed the bag that she had put all of Christian's glasses in and shook it. Several minutes later they reached the airport and saw that Vince was waiting for them near a stretch limo. He waved them over and told them to step into the limo so that he could talk to them. He entered after the girls and closed the door. When the girls were comfortably seated across from Vince he said "I know this is going to sound very strange, but the stint that you girls did with the guys turned out so great and the rating were so high that I would like to make you a proposition. I'd like for you girls to make another appearance. This time on a Smackdown taping". "Vince you know that if we get caught, the guys are going to be very upset with us. We came down here to talk to you about our problem with the glasses situation, not to wind up getting the crap beat out of us, and by our own husbands at that, on national t.v." Lady B responded. Sandra just sat there with a totally shocked look on her face. She was finally able to find her voice and said "Vince, my whole body aches and I know I won't be back to normal for at least a week or two. How the heck am I going to explain this to Christian, less alone come back and do it all over again".

Vince sat there with a totally blank look on his face as he said "Well if you girls don't agree to do another show, and I promise that will be the last time I do this to you, I will be forced to speak to Edge and Christian about what has transpired so far". The girls looked at him sitting there with a smug look on his face and were ready to kill him, but they knew they had no other choice but to agree and pray everything worked out okay. "Guess we have no other choice but to do it" Lady B said as she slumped back into the car seat. "Then it's settled. I'll give you a call at home within the next couple of days and we'll set everything up" Vince said as he stepped out of the limo and helped the girls out. Lady B and Sandra just looked at Vince and nodded.

As they entered the airport Sandra turned to Lady B and said "I can't do that again. That costume and mask. I can't see through that shit" Sandra said as she ran her hand through her hair. Lady B looked at Sandra and said "We have no choice". Lady B grabbed Sandra's hand and they both shuffled up the ramp to the plane.

Chapter 9 - Sandra

As soon as they both got home, they knew that they would get a phone call. When Sandra walked in the house, she looked on her phone to see how many calls and who called. The ID display showed that she had 30 new callers and 15 got bumped from the memory. So, she dials her voice mail code to listen to all the calls, and it was pretty simple to list all the calls. There was 29 message from Christian and one wrong number. Wow. As soon as she hung up the phone, it started ringing again. The ID displayed that it was a long distance phone call, so she picked it up and it was Christian.

Christian: "Honey, where have you been, I've been going nuts because I thought you had left me or something had happened to you. How come you didn't picked up the phone when I tried to call you, why didn't you answer when I was calling you on your cell, are you okay?"
Sandra: "Slow down Christian, I'm fine, breath in and breath out. Like I told you, I had to travel for work, and then, I forgot to bring my battery booster with me for my cell phone and the battery died on me, so that is why I couldn't answer my cell phone. Slow down, everything is fine."
Christian: "But sweetie, it's not like you to go away and not let me know what is going on, I was so scared, same with Edge, he was going nuts not knowing where Betty was."
Sandra: "You don't have to worry anymore, everything is fine and I will see you tonight after the taping of Smackdown, right?"
Christian: "You bet honey, I love you so much."
Sandra: "I love you too sweetie, be careful tonight."
Christian: "I will."
Sandra: "Ciao"
Christian: "Ciao"

As soon as Sandra hung up the phone, the phone rang again, but this time, it was Betty.

Betty: "Sandra, what are you doing?"
Sandra: "I just finish talking with Christian, he was so excited to finally talk to me and to see what happened to me. What's up with you?"
Betty: "Well, I just talked to Vince and he wants us to appear on the Smackdown of next week, and then, having the grand finale on the PPV of the next Sunday."
Sandra: "WHAT!!!!!!!!" Falling on the floor and knocking her head on the floor.
Betty: "Sandra, Sandra are you there? Answer me.... Sandra....."

Betty knew exactly what happened and didn't know what to do, she thought for a moment and then knew what to do to wake her up really fast. She went to get her WWF cd, and played Edge and Christian team song as loud as her radio could play it and put the phone next to the speaker . . . that should work and wake Sandra up.

All of a sudden, Sandra started waking up with a major headache and her body still hurting, but woke up by the sound of the song. She picked up the phone and asked who was on the other side of the line.

Sandra: "Hello?"
Betty: "Here you are, where have you been?" with some giggling in the back
Sandra: "I think I fell down and knocked my head, because it hurts now."
Betty: "Yes, I think your head hurts because of the news that I just gave you, but before we talk about it, make sure that you are sitting down, I don't want you to fall again."
Sandra: "Oh, now I remember, are you serious, he wants us for the PPV next Sunday?"
Betty: "Yes, he does and that will basically put an end to the glasses story. Apparently, Christian is going nuts to find who is the one who stole his favorite pair of glasses."
Sandra: "But how will it end ???? I mean, we can't show the whole world that we were the ones who stole his glasses."
Betty: " I know what you mean, but guess what, some of the girls will help us."

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