Chapter 10 - Lady B

After a week's time the guys were finally calmed down enough to go on the road for the taping of Raw. They knew the girls had to travel again, so they weren't worrying too much. They made sure the girls had the chargers for their cell phones so that the incommunicado problem they had before would not happen again.

The girls arrived in Cincinnati on Tuesday morning for the taping of Smackdown that evening. No sooner had their plane landed then they were whisked away in a limo to a hotel on the other side of town from where the wrestlers would be staying. Vince wanted to make sure that the girls would not be seen by any of the wrestlers. The only ones that knew what was going on were Matt and Jeff because Vince had enlisted their aid in making sure that the girls were not hurt while they were near the ring.

After they settled in their hotel room and had ordered room service they received a message from Vince stating that the limo would be there to meet them in an hour. The girls talked as they ate. "I wonder who Vince is going to get to help us?" Lady B said. "I don't know. But it better be someone who can take care of themselves" Sandra replied. As they talked the phone rang. It was the front desk informing them that the limo was downstairs waiting for them. "Here we go" Lady B said.

They went downstairs and got into the limo. They were surprised to see Vince sitting in the limo. "Okay, girls, this is what we will do and this is how the storyline will go" Vince said. As the girls sat there listening they warmed to the idea of what Vince was proposing. "I like that" Sandra said. "So do I" Lady B said as they looked at each other and smiled.

The limo pulled into the parking lot of the arena and Vince made sure no one was around as he escorted the girls to a secluded dressing room away from everyone else. As they entered the room they noticed that Lita and Ivory were also there. "Okay, you girls know what to do don't you" Lita asked. "Yeah, we're ready" Lady B said. The four girls started to get dressed.

The matches throughout the night progressed with no problems. When it came to Edge and Christian's match against the Dudley Boys that's when it got good. As the match progressed in the ring. Out came a set of Conquistadors. They slinked over to the ring and started to annoy Edge and Christian. It got to the point where Christian jumped out of the ring and started to chase the Conquistadors up the ramp. When he turned around he saw that the Conquistadors were in the ring helping the Dudley's beat up on Edge. He started running back to the ring and the Conquistadors exited the ring area through the crowd.

There was a huge roar from the crowd when the Conquistadors once again came out from under the ring and once again stole the glasses from the announcer's table. Christian was able to see that part of the incident and slid out from the ring and grabbed the Conquistador that had his glasses in a choke hold. The other Conquistador promptly jumped on Christians back and started hitting him over the head and put her hands over Christian's eyes. Christian had no recourse but to let Conquistador # 1 go as he tried to dislodge the one he had on his back.

When Christian let Conquistador #1 go, she promptly fell to the ground holding her throat and gasping for air. Conquistador # 2 was rammed into the ring post and fell off of Christian like a dead tick off of a dog. As Christian turned around to go after Conquistador #1, Jeff came running on the railing and did a cross body block on Christian, laying him out for the count. Matt was helping the Conquistadors to their feet and trying to get them up the ramp. Sandra was still gasping for air and Lady B felt as if she had been hit by a Mac truck.

Meanwhile Edge was being pummeled in the ring. Matt threw Lady B over his shoulder and Jeff put his arm around Sandra and was helping her up the ramp. Lady B lifted her head and grimaced as she saw Edge go through the table. When they got to the top of the ramp Sandra turned around just as Christian had made it into the ring. He was looking at the Conquistadors who were now barely standing on their own two feet. Sandra put the icing on the cake when she showed Christian his glasses and then put them on over her mask.

Christian bared his teeth as he ran out of the ring and up the ramp. The Conquistadors and the Hardys saw him coming and just managed to make it through the curtains and off to their dressing rooms before Christian got to them. "Hey little buddy why the mad dash" Christian heard as a huge tattooed arm reached out to stop him. "Taker, get out of my way. I know those Conquistadors are still in the building and I'm gonna stomp me some gold ass" Christian said through clenched teeth. "You mean you want to kill ?em now, instead of at the PPV?" Taker asked with a smirk on his face. "Ugh!!!" Christian said as he lifted his arms up in the air in defeat. He turned around and headed the other way towards his dressing room. Taker just stood there chuckling cause he knew what was going on and Vince had enlisted him to run interference should the girls need it. He could hear Christian mumbling and cursing under his breath all the way down the hall.

Chapter 11 - Sandra and Lady B

Back in the dressing room, the girls were getting out of their wet Conquistador costumes and heading for the shower, they had 15 minutes to get dressed and leave to go back home before the guys would leave too. The girls plane was leaving at midnight and the guys were leaving just the next morning, giving the girls time to go home. The next day, Edge and Christian got to their homes and were surprised to see the girls still home as they were scheduled to be at work. Edge was surprised to see Betty still laying in bed and was wondering what was wrong. Betty woke up and told Edge that she had called in sick because she wasn't feeling too well. Edge looked at her with his big grin and told her that he had the perfect medicine for those days when she didn't feel too good.

At the other house, it wasn't the same as at the other brother's house. Christian was still fuming from the night before and when he got home, he just slammed the door and threw his bag on the bed, without noticing that Sandra was in the bed. When the bag fell on the bed it scared Sandra who screamed. Christian screamed too because he didn't expected Sandra to be in the bed. Christian looked at Sandra with a surprised look on his face and asked her what she was doing in bed and Sandra told him that she didn't feel good and she was staying home today. Christian was still upset and he just started to yell at Sandra for no reason. Sandra, who was still in pain from all the bumps that she had gotten the past weeks wasn't going to take his shit either. She just decided to turn her back to him and go back to sleep.

Christian continued yelling and screaming his 26 letter words that didn't make any sense until Sandra screamed louder then him for him to shut up. Christian couldn't believe that Sandra had raised her voice at him. Christian just stood there and didn't say a word for the next 5 minutes. All of a sudden, he just left the room and went to the kitchen.

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The big day was here, and Edge and Christian were ready to fight the Dudley Boys. They were all ready in case the Conquistadors should come down and interfere in their match. Edge was telling Christian how freakezoid the Conquistadors were and that they were so totally cool...

In another dressing room, Sandra and Betty were changing into their the Conquistadors costumes. "I'll be so glad when this is all over. I'm tired of wrapping my breast down with tape and ace bandages" Sandra said. "Amen, to that" Lady B replied. "Mine are getting sore and I think they are shrinking" she added. All of a sudden, someone knocked at the door. It was Vince that had come to talk to the girls and give them the low down of what would be happening during the match. After the conversation, Sandra and Betty approved and were really excited about the match.

The Dudley Boyz were the first team to go down the ramp to the ring. Then Edge and Christian's music came on and they both came down with huge fly glasses. The fight started and all of a sudden, the first pair of Conquistadors came down to interfere in the match. (this pair was Lita and Ivory, but of course the guys didn't know it). Christian got really mad when he saw them down by the ring and started running after them. The Conquistadors split in two. They were both going around the ring in different directions and making Christian go nuts as he chased them. All of sudden, the two Conquistadors ended up in the ring. Edge speared one and Christian gave his neck breaker to the other one. Both Conquistadors rolled out of the ring and left the area.

Next thing Edge and Christian knew the Conquistadors came back stronger and better then before. Christian thought it was a bit surprising especially after what they just put them through and started harassing Edge and Christian. Even thought something was smelling fishy, Edge ran out after them and they started once again running around the ring in different directions. At one point the Conquistadors met on one end of the ring when they bumped into each other and wound up on their asses. At this point they were trapped by Edge and Christian. When the guys moved in to grab them they scooted under the ring and came out on the opposite side as Edge and Christian searched for them. It looked like something out the Three Stooges as they did this several times until Edge, Christian and the Dudleys trapped them on one side of the ring. They once again entered the ring to try to get away and Edge and Christian joined them. Lady B and Sandra were looking at each other like trapped mice and were trying to figure out what to do to escape again when Edge gave Lady B a spear and Christian grabbed Sandra and gave her a neck breaker. The girls lay in the ring as if dead and the Dudley Boys entered into the mallee. The two Conquistadors were finally able to crawl to the edge of the ring. They slid off and one Conquistador grabbed Christians glasses before they left crawling up the ramp on all fours.

As Edge and Christian fought the Dudleys, Christian was clothe lined several times and Buh Buh Rae grabbed Edge by the legs and gave D-Von the signal for the nut cracker. Then, Buh Buh yelled at D-Von to get the tables.. While they were getting the tables, the Conquistadors came back, but this time, one of them gave Edge the twist of faith and the other one gave Christian the swanton bomb as the Conquistadors won the belts.

By this time the girls were in the back in the dressing room. Lady B was short of breath and would have a nice black and blue where Edge's shoulder had met her stomach. Sandra was holding her neck and kept on saying that she thought it was broken. They were whisked away in a limo to the hotel while the match was still going on for a quick shower and a quicker ride to the airport.

"I don't think we accomplished anything by going to visit Vince" Lady B said. "Yes we did" Sandra replied. Lady B looked at her with a puzzled expression and a questioning look on her face. "I got another pair of Christian's glasses" she said as she held them up and swung them around by one leg. They both laughed and Lady B grabbed her side in pain. "All I got for my trouble was a sore body" Lady B said. "I have to agree" Sandra said as she rubbed her neck.

They arrived home two hours before the guys were due to come in. Lady B went straight to bed with an ice pack on her stomach and Sandra put some Bengay on her neck as she went up to the attic and added another pair of Christian's glasses to the shrine she already had there before she went to bed.

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