Revenge Backfired

Revenge Backfired

Written Lady Cat & Lady B

CHAPTER 1

“AAAAHHHH!!!!!” the men screamed as they ran out the back door of the arena.  Vince stood in awe.  Batista –

The Beast – running, as were Trips(in reality was hobbling and lagging behind) and Flair, which surprised him,

but the most mind-boggling thing of all, his three biggest men – Show, Kane, and Undertaker, all running as fast

as the others!  And just from the mere presence of two tiny women.  “If I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes,”

Vince commented, shaking his head.  “Some of the biggest men in the business and you two have them running

like scared rabbits.”  He started laughing.

“Well, it’s all in how you do it.  Right, Cat?” B winked.

Cat nodded in agreement.  “Yep.  It’s all in how you do it.”

“This is going to be fun,” Vince grinned.

Not stopping to get in their cars, the wrestlers ran for four blocks before finally slowing down. They had stopped in

front of a bar.  “I’ve got to have a drink!” Flair exclaimed and went in.  Everyone followed him and sat at a table.

Flair went over to the bar and ordered whiskey, 3 bottles to be exact, then sat down.  The waitress brought over the

bottles and glasses and put them on the table.  Every man poured themselves a glass full and chugged it down in

one gulp. “What the hell?” Show quickly poured himself another.  “Why are they here?”

“I don’t know,” Batista said.  “Unless….”

“Unless what?” Orton asked.

“I just got a terrible thought,” Batista replied.  “You don’t think Vince….?”

“Hired them?!  Oh no, no, no!”  Kane shook his head.  “Not even he would stoop that low!”

The wrestlers looked at each other for a bit. “Yes he would!” they exclaimed in unison.  The three bottles

(a fifth each) didn’t last long so three more were ordered.  Trips poured himself one immediately.  “The question

is what are we going to do about it?”  “What can we do?” Mysterio moaned.  “I don’t ever want to do what we

did last time.  I don’t want to end up having a giant for a date.  I felt like a tortilla.”  Show gave him a dirty look.

“You!  I was the one that ended up on the bottom of that pile!” Trips cried.

“We can’t go to Vince,” Benjamin said.

“Yeah, whatever they want to do to us, he backs them up,” Christian added.

The group looked at Taker and Rock.  “Why are you looking me?” Taker asked.

“You’re always sayin’ you’re going to do something about Genghis Khan,” Kane reminded him.  “This makes

twice you’ve said that and you haven’t done a damn thing!  Me thinks you’re scared of her,” Kane smirked.

Taker banged his fist on the table and jumped up.  “Are you calling me a coward?” “I don’t think I have to,”

Kane grinned, taking a sip.  Taker sat and chugged his drink, mumbling to himself.

“See what those two have done already,” Flair said.  “They have us arguing amongst ourselves already.  I say we

hatch a plan to turn the tables on them.”

“Do you have anything in mind?” Edge asked.

“Let me think about it,” Flair replied.  “After all, they don’t call me the dirtiest player for nothing.”

BACK AT THE ARENA

Cat and B were getting in the limo to go to the hotel.  "Did you see their faces?" Cat giggled.  "One would think they weren't happy to see us."

"I can't believe how fast they ran out of here," B added with a smirk.   "They nearly ran over each other trying to

get out the door!"

"You know, B, we're on their turf now.  You don't think they might try to get back at us, do you?" Cat arched her

brows.

"You can count on it," B replied.

Chap. 2 – Lady B

“I don’t want to get shit faced cause tomorrow is a travel day and I’m the designated driver” Flair stated as he took a last swig from the glass in front of him and swayed as he stood up from his seat.

“Neither do I” Trips said as he attempted to stand and dropped back down into the seat.

“I better help them back to the hotel” Batista said as he put an arm under Trips’ armpit and pulled him to a standing position. He grabbed Flair with his other arm and they all staggered out the door.

“I’m impressed” Show mumbled. “After 12 fifths, those two are still able to walk” he added as he got up from the table and followed the rest of the guys outside.

“You really think Vince hired them to torment us?” Kane asked as he walked back with Taker, Rock, Show and Rey.

“I wouldn’t put it past him” Show said as he remembered the last two times he had encounter B and Cat.

“Well, the last time they got their claws on us, they almost killed us” Rey said as he still remembered having to dance with Show and the pile up by the door.

“Maybe this time it won’t be so bad” Kane stated.

Taker just looked at him and growled. He knew that he had to best Cat this time or he would never be able to live it down with the guys.

“Well, I will be formulated a plan to try to get B out of your guys hair. I plan on showing her ‘what the Rock is cooking’ when I give her a taste of my ‘struddle’” he said as he flexed his muscles.

“Good luck” Rey said with a smurk.

“Shut up runt” Show said as he took a swipe at him. “Children should be seen and not heard” he added as he grabbed Rey by the back of the neck.

“Orale, Vato, not so hard” Rey said as he tried to remove Show’s hand from his neck.

Slowly but surely they all made their way out of the bar and staggered, swaggered, stumbled, tripped and sashayed down to the hotel.

They each made it to their respective rooms where they fell on their beds and promptly passed out.

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B and Cat had made it back to the hotel, as the guys were out drinking at the bar. They packed their stuff and put it by the hotel door.

“Think they’ll ever get used to having us around?” B asked Cat.

“Not sure, sis, but they are going to have to deal with us” Cat said as she plopped down on her bed.

“I know, but I wish we didn’t have to be so hard on them” B said as she remembered the last time she was in front of the Rock.

“Oh, I wish the same, but you know Vince. He wants to make sure that do what they are told and tow the line, so we have not choice but to treat them like they are in the military. Especially, now that we have to travel with them, make sure they behave and act like gentlemen, but especially make sure that they work out and keep their weight down” Cat added.

“I know, I know” B replied as she sat down on her bed and let her body fall back upon the bed.

CHAPTER 3 - LC

The next morning, Vince had JR assemble the wrestlers in the cafeteria. The group came in slowly and sat as

far to the back as they could, even Trips sat in the back. Taker was late getting there and had to sit in the front, along

with Rock, who had a lot of things on his mind, one of them being Betty. Taker was in a scowling mood and didn’t

care for Rock’s cheeriness first thing.

Vince entered the room with Cat and Betty. Vince saw a myriad of facial expressions ranging from nervousness to

outright hostility. Vince called the meeting to order. “I’ve called you all here for an announcement.

Starting today, I have hired these two ladies to be my physical fitness trainers and disciplinarians.” The wrestlers

looked at each other then at Vince. “Trainers? Disciplinarians?” Batista asked. “What for?”

“Quite frankly, when I sent you men to these ladies the first time I thought what they put you through was enough to

keep you in line. Having to send you there a second time should have sent the message home. But the more I thought

about it, the more it occurred to me I couldn’t trust you men to keep in shape or remember your manners.”

“What?!” Flair cried out. “You mean…”

“I mean what I said the first time. They will be your fitness trainers and your disciplinarians in case you forget.”

“That’s treating us like we’re kids!” Edge exclaimed.

Vince folded his arms across his chest. “That’s exactly right.” He turned to the girls. “Ladies, you have the floor.”

The wrestlers grumbled loudly. “Quiet!” Vince said firmly.

“Thank you, Mr. McMahon,” Betty said. “I’m going to make this short and to the point.

Arrangements have been made so that no longer will any of you travel on your own. We will be traveling together

on the same plane, at the same time. Anyone missing their plane will have extra workout time.”

Cat began handing out sheets of paper. Taker snatched it from her hand. “OOO aren’t we in a grouchy mood,” she

said, then continued. “This is the workout schedule. I have made arrangements with the arenas as to when we will be

needing to use their fitness facilities. Note at the bottom it states that you are to come dressed and ready to work out.

Any slackers will face whatever discipline B and I choose.” When Cat was through handing out the sheets she went

back to the front. As she went past Taker flipped her the finger. “Be care of that. You might need use of it later,” she

said. Kane chuckled. “Man, she has eyes in the back of her head,” he whispered to Taker. “The schedule starts as of

tonight,” Cat said. “We expect to see you bright-eyed and bushy tailed at 7:00 a.m. So have your last fling tonight for

tomorrow you belong to us.”

“Are there any further questions?” Vince asked. None of the wrestlers spoke. “Okay, this meeting is adjourned.”

Vince and the girls left.

“They can’t do this!” Orton exclaimed angrily.

“I’m no kid! I’m the legend killer.”

“Oh shut the fuck up!” Show yelled at him.

“Man, no going out, no ladies, no nothin’!” Edge moaned.

“Hey, doesn’t’ bother me any,” Rock grinned.

“Oh, nothing would bother you,” Trips scowled.

“What about you, Taker? You were mighty quiet. What’s the matter? ‘Cat’ got your tongue?” Trips sneered. The

other wrestlers chuckled at the statement.

Taker wadded up the schedule and threw it at Trips. “I don’t intend to do any of this!” Kane went over and picked up

the wadded paper and gave it to him. “Might be a good idea if you kept this. I have a feeling it’s going to be worse

this time.”

Cat and B followed Vince to the office. “Chilly reception,” Vince commented. “That was to be expected,” Cat said.

“How are you going to get them to work out at 7 in the morning, especially after they’ve been out the night before?”

Vince asked.

“Well,” Cat replied, “I think they’ll curb the nightly activities on their own if they know they have to be there on time.

Besides, I have my ways of waking them up.”

“Uh Oh,” B said shaking her head. “Not the…..?”

Cat nodded. “Yep. I brought it in case of emergency.”

TBC

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