The Magazine
Written by Lady Cat





Chapter 11

Matt didn't take long as he was more than ready to get it over with so he could get out of the hot sun, feeling like he had been cooked on a barbeque. Willie watched. "Will Anne be drooling when she sees him," she grinned to herself.

While the photographer worked with Goldberg, Trips and Jericho went to the trailer to change.

The photographer was having a bit of a problem with Goldberg. Willie watched, thinking he would remind someone of a robot, posing stiff. Finally, he was told to sit on one of the rocks and to relax and be casual. Being it was the middle of the afternoon, the temperature rose and was becoming very uncomfortable. When Goldberg first sat, he immediately rose right back up. "Shit, that damn rock is hot!" he yelled. One of the guys yelled something about a hot ass, which made everyone laugh. Of course, wearing a black thong made things worse, and Goldberg poured water over the front of him, and on his backside to cool down. It took another twenty minutes for the photographer to get through with him. Willie covered her mouth. "To think a guy as supposedly macho as him…," she thought.

Trips snorted as he went past Goldberg. The photographer had him stand close to the water's edge. It was just past mid-afternoon and the gulls were soaring overhead, trying to find something to eat. Now, for some reason, one kept flying above Trips. The group noticed, watching with interest this gull that showed an abnormal fascination. Trips was so into himself he didn't notice. Willie, although not a fan of Trips, had to admit he did have a good looking body, if only he wasn't such a jerk, she thought to herself.

Back to the seagull. The gull came closer and then began to peck the top of Trips head, pulling a few strands of hair. Trips swatted at the bird, but it kept coming back for more. The group watched, grinning at Trips' ill attempts to shoo the bird out of there. The photographer yelled at Trips to ignore the bird. Well, the bird must have gotten a bit miffed, because just at that moment, "You fuckin' no good…..!" was heard.

The group noticed Trips looking at his crotch, and guessing what it was, turned around and snickered. RVD, cool as ever, went up to Trips, looked at the wet, white spot, which stood out like a sore thumb in the center of the thong, and said, "So that's how it's done. Cool" and walked back to the group.

That was all it took. Everyone burst out laughing, even the photographer, who had gotten a great snapshot of him and the culprit. Trips face became so red he stomped back to the trailer, mumbling as he went. Willie could hear the laughter even now when she would be emailing the girls. Jericho was laughing the hardest and trotted down to the water's edge. After a couple of minutes, the photographer was finally able to collect himself and get on with the last shoot of the day.

By this time the sun was casting shadows on the beach, a beautiful breeze was coming in off the water. The tide was going out, exposing tiny holes. Jericho was busy posing and not watching where his feet were. Suddenly a painful yell, along with a few well chosen words, could be heard up and down the beach. Everyone ran to the water's edge, then a loud chorus of laughter was heard. It seems a tiny fiddler crab did not care for the location of Jericho's foot and let him know it by grabbing his toe (the little one). Jericho hopped around and finally managed to remove the bothersome crustacean. Thankfully the photographer had gotten all the pictures he needed and called it quits for the day. Everyone but Trips and Jericho headed back to the hotel for a relaxing meal, leaving them to ride alone in the last cart, but not before Nash yelled at Jericho, saying don't come near him as he didn't want to catch crabs.

Willie went to her room to relax and change before going downstairs to eat. Getting out her computer, she signed on and emailed to the list the events of the day, detailing what happened to Trips and Jericho, and what they had worn. Signing off, she laid down for half an hour before going downstairs to eat dinner with the camera crew.

Chapter 12

Dinner was a riot that night. Everyone picked at Trips and Jericho, who had decided to stay in their rooms. Willie checked her emails before going to bed. The girls were still laughing and talking about her earlier commentary. Bonnie commented she hoped what happened to Trips taught him a lesson. Some replied it probably didn't, to which Jade added, "Yeah, now he really is full of shit." Willie laughed and signed off. She was going to need her rest as they were doing an early session in the morning.

A storm blew in during the night and had them waiting almost all morning for it to clear. It was past noon when the sun finally came out. After having a light lunch, they were once again at the location. Booker T, Lesnar, Edge and RVD were on the agenda for the afternoon.

Edge was a bit uneasy. He hadn't been back long and was still amazed that the women fans voted him into the magazine. Willie had seen a lot of pics of him, but after seeing him in the flesh, she had to admit that B had good taste - blond hair, those blue eyes, wearing a white thong. No wonder the girls went gaga over him. "He is photogenic," she thought. "His long blond hair blowing and that smile…B will be salivating when she sees him, and he does have the equipment."

Willie got her first close up look at Lesnar in a gold and purple thong. "Damn, he's big for one so young!" she thought looking him up and down. It didn't help matters any when the photographer told him to do whatever came naturally. Her libido was on the rise. All those bodies were getting to her, and they hadn't gotten to Taker or Kane. She wondered what kind of shape she'd be in by then.

Willie grinned as Booker T went by in a skimpy white thong, his hair in plaits. "He is looking good," she said to herself.

Always different, RVD came out wearing a rainbow colored thong. As he walked past, Willie had to take a second look. "Whoo, what a set of buns! Nice and tight!" and kept watching.

Shane had come to the set to check on the progress after having heard about the day before. He also came to watch Willie's reaction so far. He nodded his head. He watched with amusement how her eyes followed RVD's behind. The photographer noticed also and called Shane to the side. Shane nodded as the photographer spoke.

"RVD, I want you to do something different," he told him. "I understand that you can do a full split, correct?"

RVD nodded.

"Okay, for you, I want you to do a full split facing the camera. Then, do another one with your back toward me, except turned just a bit to the side so at least we can see your face."

Willie softly groaned at how easily he did it, showing everything in between. She sucked in her breath when he did it again, seeing the muscles in his backside flex. Oh, the girls would salivate at hearing this. Shane came over and pulled her to the side.

"Having a good time?" he asked her.

"Yes, I am," she replied enthusiastically.

"What is your opinion so far?"

"I think it's great. The women are going to freak out over this."

Shane smiled, but the best was yet to come. He couldn't wait to see what her reaction would be to Kane. He thought he might just have to have the paramedics stand by just in case.

Chapter 13

That night B received a call from Willie.

"Sounds like you're having a good time," B said.

"I am!" Willie replied. "Today's session… My God, B was…. Edge was looking good enough to eat! I never realized how good looking he really was. The breeze was blowing his hair. He looked like an Adonis."

"I can't wait! Have you gotten on line?"

"Not yet. I'm telling you, sis, my pressure has gone up. I don't know if I'll make it! I almost didn't today. I never knew just how good looking they were until I saw them up close. And RVD, with those cute buns of his. I had to take a second look! They're doing the rest tomorrow. Kane and Taker will be the last ones!"

"If I don't hear from you, I'll know what happened," B giggled.

"Shane came by today to check up on things. He asked if I was having a good time, to which of course I said yes. He said I could take pictures if I wanted so I'll have lots of pics to show when I come back." Willie looked at her watch. "Got to go. See you later."

Willie took a deep breath as she hung up the phone. She definitely was going to need her sleep tonight. Tomorrow was going to be a hectic day. How was she going to make it through the session? She pictured Kane coming out in his wet, red mesh shorts. "Oh, shit!" she thought, and began fanning herself.

Chapter 14

The final shoot started early the next morning, with the session being at a somewhat different location, the waves hitting the boulders at the edge as the backdrop.

HBK, Nash and Rock were busy getting ready while Mark and Glen, who opted to wait, sat under an umbrella to see how the session would go. Inside the trailer, HBK looked in the mirror. His thong was white trimmed in red, with his initials on the front, dead center. Nash took a deep breath. His was black, the letters BIG SEXY in bright orange, also dead center. Rock was smiling in the mirror. His was a light blue with Brahma Bull on the band. Donning their robes they exited the trailer.

The photographer started with HBK. He took his robe off and stood in front of a tall boulder. For the photo, it was thought to have him pose as in the ring. Willie just smiled as she noticed the location of his initials. Whoever had HBK would love how he looked. His hair slightly blowing in the breeze, the sun highlighting the blondness and sunscreen all over his body.

Nash took his off and leaned against the boulder located at the water's edge. Willie started to chuckle at the words on the front of his thong. Jade would have to have drool buckets all around her. Leaning against the boulder, his arms crossed, hair down and a crooked half smile. Watching, she could see why Jade would. Damn, the man had big everything body wise. "I wonder if big also applied to that as well?" she thought with a grin.

Rock was ready, and having a few movies under his belt, knew what to do.

"Oh my God!" she said to herself. "B will be drooling all over the place. Now that is one man she will have to watch for sure."

Rock stood relaxed, his thumbs in his straps (as if getting ready to pull them down) and his brow cocked with that famous smile, as if to say, "Here it is, girls. Come and get it."

Glen and Mark looked at each other. "Well, let's get it over with," Mark said.

Willie watched them head to the trailer, wishing she could be a fly so she could peek at Glen putting his shorts on.

In the dressing room, Glen took a deep breath as he put the shorts on. "Damn, these things are tight!" After adjusting himself as best he could, he donned the robe, taking the mask with him. Every step he took, he could feel the material rubbing. As he exited the photographer called him over.

Willie was told to take bottles of water and sunscreen to Glen. When he took his robe, off, it was all she could do to keep from fainting. The shorts had done their job. Every inch of him was visible. Nervously she handed the bottles to him, groaning inward as he doused himself with water. What he asked her next to do she would never forget. "Miss, would you mind doing my back?" he asked.

For a bit she just stood there. "Miss? Are you alright?" Willie blinked and took a bottle from him, hoping her shaking hand was not noticeable. She doused his shorts, salivating as his firm backside showed through. He then handed her the sunscreen. Nervously she squirted some of the liquid on his back. Slowly she rubbed his broad shoulders all the way down to the top of his shorts, his muscles twitching with every rub. He thanked her and headed to his spot.

Shane had arrived and had been watching very carefully. He laughed at Willie doing her best to keep her self control.

The waves crashing against the rocks were the perfect back drop. The photographer had Glen sit, then lean back casually, his left leg propped and arm draped over it, with his right leg stretched out in front, the mask dangling and everything inbetween. "OOHH!" Willie groaned softly.

Mark had just finished donning the black mesh thong which was tight enough to outline his "natural gifts." Reluctantly, he put on the robe and came out of the trailer, hoping this would be over and done with as quickly as possible. He was given sunscreen as he had fair skin and the heat was beginning to be uncomfortable. After lathering the lotion on he gave the bottle to Willie, who couldn't believe her luckl. He was given his trademark sunglasses and told to sit with his back to the handle bars and lean back, his arms draped over the bars. He had Willie bring the black leather vest in. Mark donned the vest, then resumed his position. The photographer motioned for him to lower the eyeglasses on his nose just a bit, wanting to get a shot of his green eyes.

"Okay, now, give me a look that says Come here, baby. That's it." And began snapping away. "Now, open your legs, wide. The women want a peek."

Mark opened his legs and resumed his position. Willie held her breath. "Oh Boy! All the girls will faint, especially LC! She gets a good look at that, she'll die of a heart attack! But what a way to go." It seemed like it took forever to get finished.

That night, Shane had a party at the hotel restaurant to celebrate. Willie had emailed the girls telling them she would be leaving out the next day and how the day had gone. Of course, she didn't tell them she would be partying with their men that night. At least not until she got home.

Chapter 15

As soon as Shane and the film crew retuned, work began immediately. While the photographer developed his film, Shane worked with the editor to get the presses set up and ready. Of course, there was something else he was working on. When it arrived, he sat in his office and watched, laughing the whole time.

Working around the clock, the photographer had the photos on Shane's desk within 36 hours. Both looked the photos over, agreeing they turned out excellent. Even the group photo turned out well. "You know, it's too bad we don't have a film of the entire shoot," the photographer said.

"What makes you think we don't," Shane smirked, and turned his DVD player on. "I didn't tell anyone, not even you, but I had a crew come in and film the entire shoot, bloopers and all. I plan to put it out for sale."

Shane took the photos to the layout department, who had everything ready and waiting. Two hours later, the presses were rolling. Twenty minutes later, the first issue came off the press. Shane thumbed through, unfolding the two centerfolds, and nodding. He gave the thumbs up. As he watched, he grabbed a few of the issues for testing, but who to test them on.

Imagine the surprise on Monday morning when the female staff at WWE Headquarters each found a copy of the magazine on their desk. Shane waited in his office, the door slightly ajar. "Oh my!" "Now that's put together!" as well as groans and squeals. He sat back in his chair. There was one more office he had one put in.

The main receptionist was so engrossed she didn't notice Vince enter. Vince cleared his throat, which caused her to jerk her head up. Upon seeing him she quickly closed the magazine and put it in the drawer. When he was through receiving messages and had gone to his office, she quickly pulled it back out.

Vince was somewhat puzzled by her reaction as he went on, and as he walked to his office, he noticed that all the female staff were acting strange, as if hiding something as he went by. He stopped in at Linda's office to go over the agenda for the board meeting later that day. He saw her chair turned with the back facing him.

She turned the chair around, not noticing him standing there. He became puzzled as she was wearing a big grin. Only when he had cleared his throat was she aware of his presence. "Oh, good morning, dear."

"What is that?" he asked.

"The magazine. You know, the one you gave Shane permission to do," she replied, unfolding the picture of Glen.

"Well, if you could steel yourself away from ogling, I would like to go over the agenda for the board meeting later." He gave her a copy of the agenda, outlining the issues to be discussed. When he had finished, he picked up the magazine. "WWE Men Exposed".

He leafed through, grunting as he turned the pages. He gave her a side glance. "I noticed when I first walked in you were looking very closely."

Linda smirked. "What's the matter dear? Afraid I might like what I see?"

"Well, I mean, you're an older married woman. Things like this you shouldn't be interested in."

Linda sat there, an amused look on her face. "What do you mean I shouldn't be interested? I may be married, but that doesn't mean I can't look. You look at those so-called divas, now why can't I look at the men?"

Vince mumbled and left.

Chapter 16

"What's up with dad?" Shane asked later in Linda's office. "He seemed a little edgy."

Linda snickered. "Earlier he caught me looking at a copy of the magazine. He got a little perturbed because I was eyeballing someone else's grapefruits and didn't acknowledge his presence right away. He said I shouldn't be interested as I'm an older married woman. The old fart." She spied the DVD. "What's that?"

"This is the filming I had secretly done of the photo shoot. I thought it would be a good idea to sell this at Wrestlemania," Shane replied as he put the disk in and pressed the button.

Linda watched, nearly falling out of her chair at Trips and Jericho. "That was excellent!" she said when it had finished. "Yes, put that out."

"How'd you like the magazine?" Shane asked.

"The women will eat it up! How many copies did you have run?"

"30,000, which I'm having sold through Shop-Zone only."

"I'd go ahead and triple that."

"Think so?"

"Judging by the amount of letters, faxes, and emails we received, I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a demand for more," she said. "As for the DVD, I have an idea for a preview."

-------------------- As soon as the group had returned, word got around the locker room about Trips and Jericho. Every time the two of them showed up, whether in the locker room, arena, or lounge, someone would turn to keep from laughing in their faces or walk off smiling. Of course, Nash played the instigator and would have everyone cracking up, which made the two get angry and stomp out of the room, which in turn made everyone laugh that much louder and harder.

RAW was doing a show in Milwaukee, and JR and Lawler were given a copy of the magazine and told to do a promo. After JR had done his intro, Lawler started the conversation.

"JR, what's that you got?"

"That's a copy of the new poster magazine titled "WWE Men Exposed. It has posters of 13 of the wrestlers voted on by our female fans."

"Exposed? You mean as in no clothes? Is there a centerfold?"

"There's two - Undertaker and Kane."

Lawler opened his copy and began looking at it. "Oh my God, JR! We can't show this! It shows everything!"

"It does not. Now will you please…. "

"I still say I should have been in this. The women don't know what they're missing."

"Well, your name wasn't on the list. Anyway, the issue is on sale now at Shop Zone."

JR side glanced at Lawler, noticing how slowly Lawler was thumbing through the magazine. He inched his chair away from Lawler, who looked up. "What'd you do that for?" Lawler asked puzzled.

"I wonder about you sometimes."

Later on, during the show, Trips came out to the ring to do a promo on an upcoming title match. As he was talking, Stone Cold's music began playing. Stone Cold came out. "Hey, Trips, I've been hearing something strange lately and I just wanted to know from you if it was true or not. Does this sound ring a bell?" It was a recording of a sea gull. Trips grabbed the rope, a sneer on his face.

"So what I've been hearing is true. You know, ever since I've known you, I knew you were full of sh**t (bleep). This proves it." Stone Cold pointed at the Titantron. The arena burst out laughing. It was a blown up picture of Trips with the infamous white spot on his thong, the sea gull above his head. "You've heard of the Good Housekeeping seal of approval? Well, now we have the official Bird Sh**t seal of approval." That made the audience laugh even louder. Stone Cold saluted and went back stage.

Chapter 17

The day after Willie came back she got on wrote to the A-U list about her adventures. The girls bombarded her with questions about what was it like to touch Kane etc. "Hey, give me time!" she responded. "I'm still trying to recuperate! It takes a while to come back to normal after spending three days on the beach with thirteen hunks. Not to mention the party afterwards at the hotel…. Whoops!"

"Party!" Jade exclaimed.

"Yes, I got to party with all the men. Except Kane and Taker. They had to leave right after the shoot. I really wanted to see what it was like to dance with Kane but he said he had to get back to see his girlfriend. I think he mentioned her name, but can't remember. I think her name began with an S. BTW Jade, I got to dance with Nash. He is a very good dancer. He likes to hold you real close." WEG.

"Wait till I get my hands on him!"

_____________________________________________ Shane had warned Shop Zone as soon as the issues were finished to expect to be bombarded with orders for the magazine. Nothing could have prepared them for the influx of phone calls, emails, and faxes. The magazine had been offered less than four hours and already backorders for issues were being sent. The influx was such that they had to close down the site for at least a day in order to catch up.

Shane looked over the report the next morning, astonished at the figures. He quickly called the publishing department to print another 40,000 as fast as they could, ordering them to make it top priority over the Wrestlemania magazine.

Linda came in just as he hung up. "Good news. I've had to order another 40,000 copies," Shane said. "This has outdone WWE Divas Exposed.," he said. "It took only four hours to sell the first 30,000 copies. Some with as many as six copies per order."

"Told you," Linda said.

"I take it that stunt on RAW is the lead-in for the DVD?"

Linda smiled. "It is. Confidential this week will talk about the DVD. Will we have enough copies in time for Wrestlemania?"

Shane nodded. "More than enough." One of the secretaries came in with a file folder and handed it to Shane. "It's from my spies on the internet. WWE Men Exposed is the hot topic of discussion right now."

___________________ "Just got my issue of the magazine!" Dville typed. "OMG! I nearly fell through the floor as I looked at the pics. My God!"

"Got mine too," B said (fanning herself). "Damn my hubby is looking so hot!! Where is the freezer? I have to cool myself off -- fast!”

"OOOOOHHHHH my Matt is such a cutie!!" Anne signed in.

The only words to come from Jade were THUD!!!!!

"Well, we know what she thinks," Sandra laughed. "BTW B, you are talking about Rock aren't you?"

"Who else?"

"You do have another hubby. I believe his name is Edge. Remember? And judging from what I see, hhmmmmm hhhmmmmmmm! That is one deeeeelllliiiiccciiious hunk!"

"Hi girls, just now got myself off the floor," Jade said (rubbing her head). "Shit!!!!"

On and on the comments went. Shane's spies were having a field day reading the comments. One after another the girls were oohh and aahing over the pics, especially of Kane and Taker.

"Hey, has anyone heard from LC? She should have been the first one," B said.

"Maybe she died from looking at Taker. I almost did myself. Damn what a pose!" Jade commented. "And those shorts on Kane! What a package!"

"Yeah, did you see they had Taker wearing a black mesh thong!

"OMG!!! I have to rest!"

"I'm e-mailing LC to be sure she's okay," B said

"What did you guys think of that bit SCSA did on RAW? That was too hilarious." LOL

"That was too funny," Jade said. "Wish they'd put a DVD out on the guys like they did of the divas. I would love to see that."

"There just might be. I heard Confidential this week is going to talk about the shoot and there's talk the show might be promoting a rumored DVD as well as the magazine," Sandra said.

Chapter 18

Shane handed the initial report to Vince as he wanted an update. "You sure these figures are correct?"

"Yep. I had 40,000 more printed and they are almost gone already."

Vince sat back in his chair and shook his head in disbelief. Not even the diva magazine had done that well.

"Don't tell me you're still not convinced? The figures are right there."

Vince didn't reply.

Shane left the office, running into Linda as he shut the door. "What's wrong?" she asked.

"I just gave dad the initial report on the sales of the magazine. He couldn't believe the first issues were sold out already, and the second 40,000 are almost gone."

"I knew he wouldn't be convinced. He's being stubborn because he knows he was wrong and doesn't want to admit it. The old goat." She paused. "What's the report from your spies?"

"They say the magazine is the number one topic of discussion." An idea flashed across Shane's mind. "See you later. I just remembered something."

----------------------------------------- "Hey Cat? You still alive?" B emailed.

An hour later Cat came on line. "Hey, I'm still alive - barely."

B laughed. "Barely?"

"When I saw Taker and Kane, I fell on the bed, luckily. I was drooling all over the place. For the past two days I have been redecorating my room - so to speak."

"Redecorating?"

"Yes, I've been putting up Taker and Kane centerfolds all over my room, including the ceiling, closet, and the door to my room."

"How many?" Stonewall asked.

"OOhh, about a dozen."

"A dozen? Isn't that a bit much?" Jade asked.

--------------------------------- A few of the issues had a special card inserted, which was to be mailed back. In return for mailing it in, a special backstage pass would be mailed back, allowing the bearer of the pass to a special autograph session with the men in the magazine.

Chapter 18 A

Willie had received a complimentary copy of the magazine and was busy looking at the centerfold of Kane, drooling, but nothing could compare with seeing him actually pose, and better yet, getting to touch him. She spied a small card fall to the floor. She picked it up. Her eyes became wide. She immediately got on the computer. The girls were already talking about the cards.

"Sent mine back in already," B said. "Should be getting my pass in a week."

"Same here," Jade said.

"Yeah, sent mine in, made hotel reservations, got my airline ticket, and WM tickets, and now waiting for it to get here," Cat said. "If any of you need a room, I got a 2-bedroom with a couch that makes out into a full size bed. A couple of friends are sharing with me. Don't mind having a couple of more."

"Can I room with you?" Anne asked.

"Sure, come on. We girls could have a big party. The room has a bar."

"What hotel are you at?" Dville asked.

Cat typed in the name of the hotel and the phone number.

"I'm going to book my room right now. See you later."

"This is going to be fun."

"Watch out New York! You're about to be invaded!"

________________ Shane had had his spies keeping a close watch on the lists. He checked with Public Relations to see how many had returned. So far over 70 cards had been returned out of a total of 100. He had his spies break down as to what lists had received them and how many in each list. It seemed the A-U list had received the most - 20. This was going better than expected, he thought.

He ran into Linda as he was getting ready to leave. "You look tired," she commented.

"I am," he said. "I've been working on this thing for nearly two months straight."

"Oh, what was that idea you had in mind?" she asked.
"Well, I had a small card inserted in a few issues. The card was to be returned and the person whose name was on the card would be given a pass to a special autograph session at WM with the men in the magazine."

"Not a bad idea. How many have been returned?

"Over 70, and I expect the rest in soon."

"You told your father yet?"

"No. He said this was my project and I was to handle it anyway I saw fit."

"When is this session?"

"It will be at the hotel where the wrestlers are staying, 7:00 p.m., the second night of Access."

"Have you informed the main participants?"

"I am about to."

Shane called a meeting of the wrestlers and told them of the event and to be prepared.

"Prepared?" Nash asked. "For what?"

"Be prepared for at least a 100 women to descend on you."

"A 100 women? At once?"

Shane nodded. "Should be a piece of cake."

Part 3

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