We fans of wrestling fantasize our favorite wrestlers in various situations, some real and some not so real. A lot of us write stories about those situations and post them on various web sites for others to read. It would probably be safe to say that those we write about do not read them. I'm pretty sure all of us would faint if we ever found out they had read them due to some of the content contained in those stories.

What would happen if one of them made contact with a fan, took down the web site addy, and just for the fun of it, went into that site and looked around? And while at that web site, clicked in and copied a few of the stories that were posted there? And what if he shared those stories with the other wrestlers? What kind of reaction would they have? And just to make things more interesting, what if one of them decided to infiltrate (loosely termed word) a fan group to see what the fans are really like and see how they talk about them?

The fan site used will be real. Excerpts from chosen stories will be used, with prior permission from the authors. Remember, this story will only be an imagined situation. The reactions of the wrestlers will only be what the author would think the wrestlers would say. The outcome of this, well, that will remain to be seen.

Remember, this is only fiction......or is it?

Chapter 1

Glen (aka Kane) Jacobs, who had wrestled for the WWF for a few years now, was needing a break, having wrestled for a year straight without a break. Vince told him he could take some time off after he had dome some special appearances and autograph sessions. For a couple of weeks, Glen made appearances at various stores and shopping malls around the country. He was getting tired and bored and hoped he could go home to just relax for a while.

Normally, he had a laptop he kept with him. He liked surfing the web, seeing what was out there. He happened to run across some wrestling sites, but being as busy as he was he rarely had the chance to look through them. Glen was getting close to the end of his special appearances, the last one being Philadelphia at Rockin' Willie's.

Rockin' Willie's was a small chain store that sold a lot of wrestling paraphernalia, especially t-shirts and other items. Glen arrived just after one o'clock that afternoon. He was shown to a table located near the back of the store. He looked outside and saw a long line of people waiting to get into meet him and get his autograph. "I hope we get through this fast," he thought to himself. "I don't know if I can last the afternoon."

The crowd was anxious to get in. Most had been waiting there since the night before, camping out to be sure they were first in line. All they were to do were to get his autograph, shake his hand and go on.

A lot of the fans brought cameras, having their friends take pictures of them shaking hands with Glen. Among the crowd was a woman who was especially waiting to meet Glen. She, her boyfriend, and sister had been waiting for hours. The woman's name was Betty, her boy friend - Angel, and her sister - Willie. Now Betty had a web site, called "The Wrestling Crypt." She and her internet friend Odious worked on setting up the site. It had different sections; pics of various wrestlers, fan fiction, appearances, etc.

Lady B, as she was known by her group called anything-Undertaker@egroups.com, had told them she would be going to Glen's session and would send pix of him for them to see. All the girls told her to send them a quick as possible.

The line was slow, but was moving. B and company finally got to meet Glen. Glen asked her name when he signed the picture. Glen's head perked up when she said her name. The owner of the store had told Glen about her and her site. Glen told the owner to have them wait till the session was over.

A couple of hours later, after everyone had gone, the owner had B and company come back in the store. Glen asked Betty about her site. They exchanged web addys, B telling him she would add his site to her list.

Chapter 2

Glen was never so glad to get home. As soon as he closed the door he went to the kitchen and grabbed something from the refrigerator and sat on the couch. He let out a sigh, "Man it feels good just to sit still." He looked at the pile of mail on the coffee table. He was just too tired to bother with it.

Taking his suitcase upstairs, he put it in the corner, thinking he would unpack in the morning. Right now a hot shower would feel good. After showering he put on a pair of boxers, crawled into bed, and was asleep in no time.

Glen woke up at mid-morning, sitting up and stretching his well-built body. He looked at the alarm. "Better get to the office."

Glen and a partner owned a fitness center, which as located just outside of Nashville. It had been open for less than a year, but already was doing well. After eating a light breakfast, he drove to the center. The parking lot was almost full. Glen entered to the noise of fitness machines and music.

He went in the office, his partner glad to see him. They went over the books; Glen catching up on any problems that may have arisen. For the greater part of the day, Glen stayed in the office. About the middle of the afternoon, Glen went in the weight room to work out, always making sure to keep up his training.

After closing, he went home to do some work on the computer. When he was through, he decided to surf the web to see if anything new was there. After looking around he didn't find much. Then he remembered a site he had gotten the addy for. Looking through his address book he found it. It wasn't long till he was at the site.

Chapter 3

As the site came up, he looked at the graphics. Not bad. "I'll have to find out what they used." Then he saw a pic of Mark with wings. Glen started to laugh. "Yeah, right. Mark with wings. If they only knew." He listened to the music and liked it. Going on down, he looked at the different sections of her site. He picked out the one marked "Undertaker" and clicked in.

He looked at the photos she had scanned in, noting she also had scanned in those from other people who allowed her to use them. "They sure did take a lot of photos of Mark. Going through the photos, he noticed a subtitle called "Mark's Anatomy." "Oh, this sounds interesting," he thought. Scanning each one, he saw pictures of Mark's chest, arms, legs and especially the butt. "Must be something about his butt they like," he thought. He noticed they were showing a lot of Mark's groin area from various positions. He found one that really caught his attention. As he clicked n he saw it was of Mark's jiggling penis. He bust out laughing, almost going to the floor. He was definitely going to have to show that one to Mark when he got back. He was imagining Mark's face as red as a cherry.

He decided maybe it would be best to get out of that and go on. He clicked into the one she had of him. They were good pics of him. He noticed that there were some showing his butt and groin area. "Man, these women are dirty-minded." But being a man, he couldn't help but feel, why not. "It's not like I don't have enough." As he went on he noticed a section called "Fan Fic." He clicked in, noting the warning of sexual content. He wondered if the stories were anything like the pics. He skimmed through, looking at the different titles. He came across a few that caught his interest. He looked at his watch. It was nearly midnight. He would read them tomorrow night. Time for some rest.

Chapter 4

After he came home the next night, he got on the computer and went to Lady B's site again, going into the fan fic section. Going through the titles, he found the ones which interested him. He wrote them down and who wrote them. He found quite a few more, but for now he decided just a few would do. These are the ones he chose:

At Last Paradise - Lady Cat
My Side of Paradise - Sharon
Heaven Exists - Lady B

He scrolled down further, seeing a story called "The Garden and the Demon." He saw it was written by seven women. "Oh, a round robin story. Should be good. "Further on he found on called "The Round Robin Story", written by Lady B and Lady Cat.

Going back up the list he opened the first story "At Last Paradise." He read the first two paragraphs which described the main character. "Hmm, frosted hair and yellow eyes?" He had never seen anyone with eye color like that. It would be something to see if that was real. He read further till he reached the description she had written of Mark. He realized she had written this when he was the Ministry Undertaker.

". . . the way he carried himself, a kind of regal posture. Then when you started looking at him you would see his long, dark hair, which looked so good on him it would make you scream. Then you saw his eyes, a beautiful, piercing green. His build was out of sight. But when you heard his voice, a deep resonating voice, that just oozed sexuality, you wanted to stay there rooted to that spot forever."

He read it again and smiled. "She must have blinders on," he thought. "She thinks he looks sexy and sounds sexy. Give me a break. Oh well, it is fiction." Well, at least she does know a little bit about wrestling, thinking the match pretty good although he thought she could have let him win. He read with interest how they met, then the phone call setting up the date. The last sentence made him laugh. Typical female reaction.

As he read the third chapter, he noticed what the real story was behind it. He went back to the first chapter looking at the first couple of lines. Then he went back to where he left off. This was different. "I wonder if she really knows how old he is. Probably not, but the angle was interesting - an older woman falling in love with a younger man - different."

He rubbed his eyes and sat back and stretched. He decided to print the story to read later. After he was done, he turned in for the night.

Chapter 5

The next day Glen decided to print the rest of the stories. When he was finished, he put them in his briefcase, thinking he would read them later. He forgot about them as business picked up at the center. At night he would come home and go straight to bed. A couple of weeks later Glen was back on the road, rested and ready to wrestle again. He went to his hotel after the show was over. He had brought some business papers with him and was going to read them over. Upon opening the briefcase the saw the stories he had printed and forgotten. When he was through with the business papers, he decided to resume reading the story he started. Quickly skimming over Chapters 1-4 to get him back on track, he sat back and began the next chapter. He saw where he came in the story. He read with interest the incidences she mentioned in chapter 7. "I wonder, these sound too real to be imagined. I wonder if she really did experience them. Would be interesting to find out."

He smiled at the conversation he and Mark had about his proposal. He went on to the next chapter, laughing at the supposed conversation between him and the other wrestlers, as he was making fun of Mark, calling him Mr. Calm, Cool and Collected. As for the honeymoon, he raised his brows, imagining in his mind what they did. The hot tub idea was a good one.

Reading on, he pictured her description of the main character in the hospital. He felt the emotion come over him of UT's reaction upon seeing her. He was in the middle of her first day at home when there was a knock on the door. Glen answered. It was Mark, wondering if he wanted to grab a quick bite. Glen said sure as he hadn't eaten much that day. While Glen was dressing, Mark saw the papers on the bed. Absentmindedly he picked them up, reading the first few paragraphs.

"What's this?" Mark asked.
"You know how I like to surf the web." Mark nodded.
"Well, I met this lady in Philly who happened to have a fan fic wrestling site. I had some time at home so I went to the site. It's not bad. I'll have to show you a couple of things on there you'll get a kick out of. She had a section called Fan Fic. I went in and skimmed over some of the stories. I copied a few of them to read. This one is called 'At Last Paradise.' It's not bad. I'm almost finished. Right now though, I'm ready to eat. Let's go."

Chapter 6

While they ate, Mark asked Glen, out of curiosity, why was he interested in this site. "With all we do, when would you ever have time for any of this?"

"We're not busy all the time. It gets kind of monotonous on the road. This helps break up the monotony and we have some fun at the same time. Oh, one of the sections I looked at contained a lot of photos of you."

"Oh, yeah," Mark said, with raised brows.

"Quite a few showed you during some of your matches. There was one area I got a kick out of. It was subtitled 'Mark's Anatomy."

"My anatomy?!"

"Yeah. It had photos of various parts of your body from different angles. You have to see it. They had a lot of your butt. Why is beyond me."

Mark gave him a side-glance. "What's wrong with my butt?"

"To them you have a sexy butt. I don't see it myself," he said with a chuckle. "There is one I have to show you sometime. I can't describe it. You just have to see it. When I saw it I nearly fell to the floor laughing."

Mark was wondering what was it that would have made Glen laugh like that. "I didn't realize I was that funny."

"You'll just have to see it. As I skimmed through the fan fic site, I saw that most of the stories were about you and me. It seems we're their favorite subjects to write about."

"What about the story you had on your bed?"

"It's about an older woman and you. The writing is rough, probably her first attempt, but it is interesting. It does though make my character look rather silly at times."

"That shouldn't take much," Mark quipped.

"Thanks, I like you too. Why don't you read it? I'll give you the first ten chapters, then let me know what you think."

They finished their drinks and went back to the hotel. Glen gave Mark the first ten chapters. Mark took them reluctantly to his room. He put them on the bed stand and looked at them. This was something he would have to work up to; deciding to read them later. He put them in his bag and undressed for bed, having an early flight to catch.

The next morning he and Glen boarded the plane. "Did you read them yet?"

"No, I'm working myself up to reading them."

After their flight landed and they had checked into the hotel, he decided to read them as they had some time. He sat back on the bed and propped his feet and began reading.

Chapter 7

He read how the main character described herself. "...single, 48, and a grown son....a bit on the heavy side...dark brown hair with a natural frost in it, big yellow eyes (like those of a cat), a very pleasant personality, although you didn't want to make her angry, and liked to go out."

Mark wondered how heavy she meant. "Big yellow eyes. That's unusual. I've never seen anyone with eye color like that," he thought. He read how she described him. Mark raised his brows. "Evidently she looks very closely at how someone looks." He smiled when she had him winning the belt. Going on to the next chapter, he read how they finally met. Interesting angle, then how they set up the date. He chuckled as she acted like a typical woman, not having a thing to wear, then passing out. "I never realized I quite had that effect on women."

Mark could feel her trepidation when she revealed how much older she was. He had to sit back and think of what would it be like to date someone older. He read on about their time at the casino. It had been sometime since he had been to one. Winning $500! To be so lucky.

There was a knock. Glen said it was time to get to the arena. After the matches were over, they came back to the hotel. After showering, he sat back on the bed and resumed.

He smiled at the conversation they had with the other wrestlers. He started to yawn. He put the chapters on the night stand and went to sleep.

After showering the next morning, he packed up, putting the copy in his bag. Glen was waiting for him in the lobby. "I've read the first five chapters. Not bad. I liked her description of how I looked."

"Yeah, well it is fiction," Glen said. "You oozing sexuality. She has to really be blind."

"Wait a minute! I'll have you know some of the women I've dated actually think I do have a sexy voice."

"If you say so. I've finished reading it. I'll give you the rest of it. I'm starting one that's about me and a woman named Sharon."

After arriving at their next destination, he sat in his room. As he read through the chapter of the first incident (London episode), he could see the plot developing. He chuckled at the conversation he and Glen had on the marriage proposal. He was now at the wedding Chapter (15). "I know this is fiction. Vince is too much of a skinflint to pay for something like that," he laughed. At the reception scene, he laughed at the comment the Rock made. That definitely is the Rock to a tee. With raised brows he read the honeymoon chapter. "I wouldn't mind something like that for real."

"Blackmail? Looks like she has everything in the story." He saw how close to APA she came. "I wonder when this was written?" "Ball and chain club?" Good one. A couple of chapters on he read Vince's hesitation of telling him about the beating. Mark could feel what it would be like for real. He felt the words as the character Kane thought of the two of them. He took a deep breath as he pictured seeing her laying in the bed, barely hanging on for life. He had to shake his head. He kept reading, at the part now where they set out to rescue her. "I beat the shit out of Austin!"

When he got to chapter 28, he read very slowly what she was doing to him. He raised his brows as he read how she kissed and licked her way down his body. It didn't take much imagination on his part to know what she was doing to him. He felt his blood pressure rise, then reading in the next chapter about doing it all night. "Damn, what is she, a sex machine?"

He read on, calming down just a bit. "Breakfast in bed? And getting fed too? Now this I like." He thought, "Doesn't she ever get enough? Damn she really thinks I'm a stud." He smiled at the thought. "Why not."

"I get her pregnant and she's nearly 50. Now that IS being a stud." He figured she must like boys as she described how big a baby she gave birth to. "8 lbs, 14 oz, 22 inches long, and looking just like him. He read the last part of the last chapter. "Not a bad ending."

Chapter 8

Glen began reading the story "My Side of Paradise." "Oh, another older woman-younger man story. Must be an off-shoot of the first one. Blonde hair, blue eyes; just the way I like 'em."

"This is good. She has to have good taste if she likes me." He read on at the part now of the intimate contact on the bench. He smiled. "The quiet, shy type. Have to watch them, they're dangerous."

Glen laughed and shook his head as he was now at the wedding chapter. Sharon and him are conversing. ". . . . How is the groom doing?" "Barking orders at everyone!" "...asking about the ring. He thinks I'm irresponsible." That would be Mark for real. Always wanting things just so despite the laid back appearance.

As he read the reception chapter, he nodded his head when he read Sharon had punched him in the arm. "Yeah, have to watch those quiet, shy types. They are dangerous." He could feel the punch as if it had been done to him for real.

Glen read the part where Mark interrupted he and Sharon when they were on the patio. "Damn, he would do that just as things were beginning to heat up."

As he read their love scene, he began to feel just a bit warm. He quickly finished it and moved on. He read as their relationship progressed. Seeing that she lived in Montana, he pictured himself living there. Wide open country, lots of fresh air. He nodded his head. "I was right. She does have a bit of a temper." as he read the part of where Tori had asked him where Mark was. He knew it was not the real Tori, just the character. This was getting better.

He laughed at Mark's remark about the ball and chain club. So far though, he had avoided it for real. A double ceremony. He couldn't wait to give Adam the story he had printed called "Heaven Exists." Glen hadn't read it himself, wanting Adam to read it.

As he read on, he saw how the story was written with feeling, the writer capturing how things were from their perspective. He again could feel the emotion as she wrote of her first look at her friend in the hospital.

He read with a smile what Mark said calling him "stud muffin" at hearing the news of them expecting a boy. Well, he wasn't going to argue with that. He had just finished the part of his son being born when Mark entered. "Did you finish up the story?" Glen asked.

"I did just a little while ago. It wasn't badly written. Of course, she made me look like a stud getting her pregnant."

"Same here. They both were good stories. I got another one. Want to read it?"

"I don't know. What is it about?"

"This one is a story written by a group of women, seven of them to be exact. It's called 'The Garden and the Demon.'"

"I'll wait until after the matches are over."

Chapter 9

Adam came in. "Hey guys, what's going on?"
"We're talking about a couple of stories we read."
"About what?"
"Glen found a wrestling fan web site that had fan fic on it."
"I've got one here for you to read. It's called 'Heaven Exists.'"
Adam took the copy. He looked at Glen with skepticism. "Go ahead and read it. I haven't read it yet. It should be good though."

Adam sat down and began reading as he didn't have a match that night. While he was reading Jay, Matt and Jeff came in. They asked what was up. He told them he was reading a story Glen got from a fan website.

"Oh, I've read some of them," Jeff said. "They aren't bad. Some of them get real sexy, having a lot of love scenes in them." As he began again, he wondered what she looked like as there really wasn't much of a description of her. He laughed at her reaction as they were first introduced. From what he could gather, she was short, on the petite side. Jay was reading the story also, giving it to Matt and Jeff. Adam smiled. He got to kiss her full on the lips and didn't even know her yet. This was going to be good. He whispered, "YES!" when he read how her knees gave out.

Jay read the same part. "Okay, that doesn't make you the love doctor." Adam just ignored him and read on. "She must like to kiss," he thought. "Every time she has us kissing, it's hot and heavy."

". . . . undressed each other very slowly, kissing each other's exposed skin as we went along." "He laid me back on the bed as he lovingly showered my body with his kisses....When he knew I couldn't take the torture any more, he positioned himself over me."

Adam pictured the scene of him undressing her, of kissing every inch of her. He felt himself warm up from the excitement. Jay was reading along with him. He caught up with Adam. He started to laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Adam asked.
"You well-endowed," Jay replied. Matt and Jeff snickered.
"How would you guys know if I am or not unless you peek while I'm in the shower."
"We saw enough of you in the ring. Remember when your pants got pulled off and you wore nothing but a thong? That was enough."

Adam remembered all too well. He hadn't really wanted to do that but went ahead anyway. He blushed and kept on reading. He read the conversation as she told him she was not only older, but very rich. "I know how to pick 'em."

"Yeah, right," Matt said with a smile.

Adam thought this woman was a spitfire. Well, if she was for real, there wouldn't be a dull moment with her. "Hey, Jay, you got a girl friend in the story."

"How come no story?"
"Maybe she couldn't think of one," Jeff said.
All of them laughed except Jay. "Well, I don't see one on you or Matt either. Ha ha!"
"Guess we're not interesting enough."

Adam was now at the part where he finds out he's a father-to-be. "Call me stud!" he crowed. The others threw towels at him.

He was at the next to last chapter, when he would have to take her to the hospital. He read aloud to the guys what happened. They cracked up at the part where he passed out when he first saw the baby's head.

Adam liked the part of living on a tropical island. "To think, we had a kid that looks like me."

"Poor kid. He's scarred for life," Jay quipped.

Adam read the last paragraph, all of them chuckling as once again he had passed out from the news of being a father of twins.

Chapter 10

Mark and Kane came in. He saw Adam had finished the story. "Well?"

"This was good. Got another one?"

"Not yet. I just printed out two more. These are round robin stories. Mark's reading one called 'The Garden and the Demon.' When he's through, you can read it."

They all left the arena for their hotel rooms. Mark and Kane's match had been physical, so Mark was just a bit tired. Once he was in his room, he got comfortable in the bed and began. It began like any other story, except seven women were coming to see him, calling themselves his "brides." He noticed as he read that each chapter had the name of the author above it.

He got to chapter two and the description of his entrance to the arena. He raised his brows, talk about dressed to kill.

With the chapters being short, he found himself on the fifth chapter. "I have all these women to myself." He read where one of them asked if he had some buddies who wouldn't mind coming. He went on to the next chapter, reading through to see who the writer would pick out. "Let's see - Kane, Matt and Jeff, Edge and Christian, and Bradshaw. Not bad. She can pick 'em."

He read on, seeing the garden come alive in his mind. He chuckled as they made Jeff the impish one. He read seeing the scene of what he supposed would be the demon later on, trying to get a hold of the talisman he had given each of the girls. "It would be nice to be able to just touch a talisman and be whisked away, " he thought.

Mark saw the plot as now they all had gathered in the garden, planning how to fight the demon. Each writer wrote her part of how they fought and finally defeated the demon, then each going off to a private area with their wrestler. "Not bad, good story."

Chapter 11

The guys were in the locker room talking about the stories when Jericho and Bradshaw came in, getting in on the tail end of the conversation. "What are you guys talking about?" Jericho asked.

"Glen found a wresting fan website while he was off that had a bunch of stories some of the fans wrote with us in them. We were just talking about them," Jay said.

Glen explained how he had met the owner of the site and exchanged addys with her, deciding one night to check it out. That's when he came across them and printed them out.

"Anything about us?" Jericho asked.

"No, hadn't found one yet, but I haven't checked them all out. If I remember right she does have more. Bradshaw is in a couple of them."

Bradshaw smiled. "Well, boy, looks like we know who the women like."

"You know, this is only fiction, but what do they really think about us? Wouldn't it be fun to find out? Have someone join a group under an assumed name?" Jeff said.

Everybody began looking at Glen. "I vote we have Glen do it," Adam quickly said.

Glen looked at them with raised brows. "Why me?"

"You're the one that know the site and the owner. So, why not you," Mark said.

"I can't use my fitness center address."

"Get an account with one of the others. There's plenty out there. The best one though is Hotmail. I use it all the time," Matt said.

Glen knew he was outvoted. "Okay, I'll do it. But I'd better not hear any flak from you guys."

"While you're at it, make sure you find a story about me, " Jericho added.

Chapter 12

It was a couple of days before Glen was able to come up with what name he would use as he was busy with matches and personal appearances. He was thinking to himself if the other wrestlers who weren't in on this ever found out he would never be able to live it down. He came up with a fairly common name - Karen James. He would say he liked to be called KJ. He came up with an internet nickname, a smile coming across his face. After setting up his Hotmail account, he went to Lady B's website and found her email address.

Lady B was reading her emails at work when she saw an email from a KarenJ@hotmail.com. She read the short note saying that Karen had found her site and thought it was good and asked if there were any groups that talked about her favorite two wrestlers, Kane and Undertaker. Lady B answered back and told Karen that she moderated a group called Anything-Undertaker@egroups.com and invited her to join. "I hit the jack pot," Glen thought as he read her response. He answered back that yes she would like to join. Lady B said she would add her to the list.

A couple of days later, after Glen had gotten back from his workout, he turned on the computer. Going to his hotmail account, he saw he had at least 100 messages. "Damn! That many already?" he thought. He checked them out. He saw they were from the Anything-Undertaker group welcoming Karen to the group. He got back on the line and thanked them, saying she would like to be called KJ and that she was known as the "Kane's Empress," that Kane was number one and Taker was a close second. After sending it, he went through the rest of the messages, seeing some were talking about upcoming wrestling dates and etc. He saw some had attachments, the person sending saying what they were.

The first one he saw was from Kal as she called herself. She said she was in a nostalgic mood after seeing Taker on one of the shows, and sent in a couple of pics of Kane and Taker. Glen opened up the pics, seeing they were of the Old Taker and when he was in his original outfit. He read the reactions of the girls to the pictures. He saw one that was from Sharon responding to his pic. "THANK YOU KAL! It all of a sudden got hot in here. Have to go outside and cool off in the snow." Glen began to chuckle. He got back on responded. "OH YESSSSS! YESSSSS! I can never get enough of looking at him. He is so handsome! KJ Kane's Empress." As he was typing his response he hoped none of the wrestlers would notice. After sending he kept on. He read the reactions to Mark's pic. There was a lot of "oohing" and "aahing" at Mark's pic as well as his. One though made him laugh. "OOOOOHHHHHHH! Seeing him gets me all hot and excited. (finally passing out to the floor)." Glen wondered if she really did or just said that. He typed, "Yes, he is nice looking, but he can't beat a certain tall, dark, and handsome man dressed in red. KJ Kanes Empress"

He read the other messages, seeing they really thought Mark was so sexy and good looking. "Hey, what about me?" he said to himself. He read the other's responses, saying they thought Kane was sexy. "It's about time," he thought to himself, smiling.

Glen had inserted a diskette in the computer, saving the pics and responses to show to the guys later on. As he read through, he saw basically the same response by the rest of the group to the pics of Kane and Taker. Clicking on another he saw these were pics of Adam and Jay, showing them posing for a fan magazine.

The first response came from Lady B talking about Adam. "HMM HMMMM HMMMMMM, he looks good enough to eat. (fanning herself and panting)." Glen laughed. He saw the one from Sandra about Jay. "Oh don't my Jay look so sexy?" Glen chuckled. This was getting to be fun. "Oh they are very nice looking. KJ Kane's Empress"

A lot of the responses were the same. Again he saw more attachments. This time someone by the name of Rogue Tiger sent in pics of Chris Jericho, Steve Blackman, Chris Benoit, Jeff and Matt Hardy, and Bradshaw from various RAWS and Smackdowns. The first response he saw to those was from Kal about Jericho. "Be still my beating heart!!!!!" He read on. "OOHHH! my tiger man is looking ssssooooooo good." It was from Tracy about Steve Blackman. "My wild Chris. God, that man is so good looking. Prue"

Most of the girls thought Jeff and Matt were so cute, especially Jeff with his colored hair. He saw a couple on Bradshaw. One from Cenny and the other from Betty each saying Bradshaw a real cute hunk of southern comfort.

Glen had to put a new disk in as the first was full already. "Wait till the guys read this, Glen thought. Seems like I'll have to keep a steady stack of disks on hand."

Chapter 13

For a couple of weeks Glen, or rather KJ, would check his computer every chance he got. One day he was on the computer and saw the girls were talking about their jobs. He saw a few were in college, some worked secretarial jobs, etc. He noticed they also lived in various parts of the country and that a couple lived outside the United States (Canada and Puerto Rico).

One of the girls asked KJ what she did for a living. Glen had to think of something. KJ answered that she had a job that required quite a bit of traveling, basically being on the go for about 9 months of the year. Right now she was taking a well-deserved vacation, but had to go back in a few days. Glen thought if only that were true.

Lady Cat asked KJ to tell more about herself. KJ said she liked some sports, of course wrestling being number one, and she liked to keep herself in shape. Lady Cat emailed back asking her to send in a picture of herself. Some of the girls also asked.

"Uh Oh," he thought. "Got to get out of this. How can I say it?"

He wrote back that she didn't take a very good picture, that she didn't have any available at the moment.

"Don't worry about not taking a good picture. You should see mine. You could use it for a dart board," Lady Cat said. "Hey, B! Scan the pic I sent you."

It wasn't long before Lady B had Lady Cat's picture scanned in. "Here it is." "See, KJ now wouldn't that scare somebody?" Lady Cat said.

Glen took a good look. He zoomed in. He realized Lady Cat really did have those cat eyes. He saved the picture to the disk. He thought to himself she wasn't ugly. Why would she say something like that? He saw a lot of the girls scanned in their pictures. There were Sandra's, Kaleigh's, Lady B, Chawnie, Prue, Missy, Jade's, Dville, Bonnie, Anne, Kari, a girl nicked named Mrs. Ass (must like Billy Gunn he thought), Cenny, and Tracy. "Quite a list. Not bad looking girls. Where's Sharon's picture?"

He emailed, "What about you Sharon?"

Sharon emailed back saying she didn't have any. Lady B said, Oh, I've got one. Remember our Florida trip? I'm going to send it as soon as I find it." Lady B added, "On this list, everybody is beautiful. There is not such thing as an ugly person."

Glen could tell Sharon was shy, just like in her story. He saved all the pictures to a disk. Later he would show their pictures to the fellas.

Chapter 14

Glen was in his room at the hotel unpacking when there was a knock on the door. It was Jay, Adam, Jericho, and Benoit, who had been told by Jericho about what Glen was doing. Benoit had laughed out loud at first. He had to see if this was for real. Jeff and Matt came in later.

Well, how's it going?" Adam asked.

"I've joined a group called anything-Undertaker.

It seems I hit the jackpot. The women who wrote the stories are all members of the list. You should see the emails I got when I first checked it. I never saw so many at one time. I had almost 100 messages. As I read them, some of them had scanned pics of you guys. I saved them to a disk."

Glen inserted the disk in, pulling up the emails with pics and the reactions. Each of the guys read the girls' responses to the pics, smiling at how the girls were going gaga over them. Some blushed at being called sexy and good enough to eat. They smiled at Lady Cat's comment at seeing Taker. Glen said he was going to show Mark that one.

"They asked what I looked like and what I did for a living."

"What did you use for a name?" Jay asked.

"I told them Karen James, wanting to be called KJ. I used a nickname of Kane's Empress."

"As if that's a big surprise," Matt commented.

"What's this group like?"

"Well, as the name says, its about Undertaker, but it seems each of them has their own favorite wrestler. They come from all over the U.S., and there is one from Canada, and one from Puerto Rico. Some go to college or they work as secretaries etc."

"Who goes for who?" Adam asked.

"I'll have to find out. I got pictures of them. Wanna see?"

"Sure!" the guys all said.

The guys got their first look at the group. Glen told the guys who was who. Adam got his first look at Lady B. "Yeah," He thought. "She has that look. She's a spitfire."

Benoit was thinking this wasn't such a bad thing. He looked at Prue, thinking she was cute.

"They aren't bad looking. I'm still waiting to see the pic of Sharon. Lady B was going to send one as soon as she found one."

Chapter 15

"When are you going to check again?"

"Probably not until tomorrow if I have time.

" "Next time you get on, let us know. We want to read those messages. Maybe you could let us answer some of them," Jeff said.

Glen just looked at them, wondering if he should or not. He was thinking it could get wild. "Okay," he said hesitantly. "I suppose I could." They chuckled. This should be fun they thought.

The guys were all standing around talking when there was another knock. It was Mark. "What is this, a convention?" Glen shrugged his shoulders. Mark went over to the computer. "How did it go?"

"Like I told the guys, I hit the jack pot. As KJ, I joined a group called anything-Undertaker. They all sent messages welcoming me to the list. I'll pull up the messages and let you read them."

Mark read the messages through. He got a kick out of the comments on the pictures of the wrestlers.

"The guys wanted to know when I was getting on again. They want to write some of the girls. I have a feeling KJ is going to be very busy."

"KJ?"

"I chose the name Karen James, wanting to be called KJ. My nickname is Kane's Empress. Kane is number one and Undertaker is her next favorite."

"Now why doesn't that surprise me," Mark grinned. "I can imagine what you said about Kane. By the comments it seems they each have a favorite."

"Seems like it. I'll find out who goes with who."

"I hope there aren't any more," Kane sighed.

Chapter 16

A couple of days later, Glen got on. KJ told the girls that she had a lot of work and was taking a break to catch up on any emails. The guys were standing around reading the emails.

"I noticed that although you all like Taker, you each have a special wrestler you like."

Sandra answered. "Yeah, we all share Taker, but we keep a special one we call our husband. I'll start the list. Sandra - Christian."

Jay took note. This was the one that had said he was so sexy.

Lady B came up next. "Here is the list, KJ, of who is who.
Lady Cat - Taker (shares with everyone)
Sharon - Kane
Lady B - Edge
Sandra - Christian Prue - Benoit
Kaleigh - Jericho
Chawnie - Road Dogg
Cenny - Bradshaw
Anne - Matt Hardy
Bonnie - Triple H
Kari - HBK
Missy - Jeff Hardy
Dville - Raven
Tracy - Steve Blackman
Mrs. Bad Ass - Billy Gunn

Okay KJ its your turn to pick one. Lady B"

The guys read the list. "Damn, they have practically the whole roster. Should we tell the others?" Matt asked.

"That's up to Glen, or should we say, KJ," Jay answered in his version of a feminine voice.

Glen looked at Jay. "I told you no flak."

"I say we tell 'em," Jeff said. He ran off to find Triple H, Raven, Steve, Billy, and Road Dogg. Bradshaw came over and was filled in on what was going on. He got to see a picture of Cenny. He smiled. "She's cute. How could someone be so lucky to get in on a list of women."

"Remember, they don't know who I really am."

Soon Jeff returned with the others. He had told them on the way what was going on. "I wondered why I would see a bunch of you going in and out of Glen's room," Triple H said. Glen showed them the pictures of the girls and some of the messages they would send.

"What does Mark think about it? I can't picture him in on something like this," Steve said.

"He's in on it just as much as the rest." Adam said.

All five saw the pictures of the girls. They said count them in as they read the messages.

Glen saw that what was just one person now turned into a mob. He shook his head. If the girls ever knew this they would freak out.

Chapter 17

Things went fine till the guys wanted Glen to get on the computer all the time, wanting him to show them the messages from the girls. Poor Glen just about couldn't get any sleep. He finally had to tell them that he needed to get some rest and to just hold off. Glen was regretting he ever decided to do this. He held off for a week as this would give him a few days away from it.

After a week he thought he would check his emails. When he got on he saw he had over 400 messages. "God, I'll never get through looking at them!" He was in his room reading through, seeing most of them were about things amongst the girls themselves.

"Hey, where's KJ? Haven't heard from her in a while. Hope everything's okay. Lady Cat"

Glen answered. "I'm here. I just got back from out of town. Been trying to catch up. Thanks for asking. KJ"

He kept looking through the messages. Then he read one that was getting very interesting. Kal had sent in a picture of Mark from his days as the old Undertaker. It showed a close up of him in a position that showed his groin area.

He clicked through and saw the reaction of the girls. He smiled as he read their responses. Most of them wrote they needed ice and a fan to cool off.

Then one came in that made his mouth drop open. Lady Cat was making very suggestive comments on what she would like to do to him. He read on, finding that the girls were adding to it.

He looked at the time, shutting off the laptop and taking it with him. Mark was slated to wrestle that night. He could picture what Mark's reaction would be to that particular response. He started laughing on his way out the door.

Glen got to the arena early. The first one to see him was Bradshaw. "Got any new messages?"

"Yeah, I have some. I'll show them after the matches."

When the matches were over, all the guys were in the dressing room. Mark was the last in. Glen was opening his email.

"Bradshaw said you had some new messages. Let's see them," Jericho said.

Chapter 18

Glen went to where he left off. "Okay, this is a pic of Mark as old Undertaker. It was sent in by Kal." The guys were crowding around wondering what there was to look at. Then Jeff saw what it was. "Hey, look at how he's positioned!"

The guys then saw what Jeff was talking about. "Damn, she's talking about his dingaling!" Matt exclaimed. Everybody started laughing. Mark had come in and at down.

Glen then showed the guys what the girls said. Mark pushed the others back and brought his chair closer to the computer. Glen pulled up Lady Cat's suggestive comments. They saw Mark's eyebrows shot up, his mouth dropping to the floor. Adam happened to see it.

"Whew! Is she for real?"

"What? What does it say?" Triple H asked.

"You won't believe what she suggested."

"Will you quit beating around the bush and tell us what she said!"

Mark looked at Adam, daring him to say something. Adam just kept his lips shut. Jeff saw it. His eyes bugged out. Before he knew it he blurted it out. "Oh man! She would tie each of his wrists and feet to the bed posts, then pour chocolate all over him from head to foot. You know, the kind that hardens! Then she would slowly eat the chocolate off his body, putting whipped cream all over his dingaling!"

The guys hooted and whistled, teasing Mark. "OOOOHHHH! Kinky!" Raven said.

"Sweet Jesus! I wonder would she really do that?" Bradshaw asked with a big grin, picturing the whole scene.

Mark turned 3 shades of red.

"Guys, our girls want to do the same to him."

They stopped teasing. "Don't they ever talk about us like that?"

"I hadn't read them all yet." Glen clicked to the next message. What he saw made his eyebrows shot up. The shy, quiet Sharon made the comment she would love to do Kane that way. His face turned a couple of shades of red. And would add cherries on top; the nuts being provided already. Lady Cat had come back saying, "You're right. The nuts have already been provided, and I love nuts."

Matt read Sharon's comment out loud to the guys who couldn't see. Again they all whistled and hooted. Matt again read Lady Cat's comments. The guys caught to what the nuts were and hooted all the more. Both Mark and Glen became very quiet.

Lady B was next saying she would love to do that to Adam. She added that when she was through with him, he wouldn't be able to move. Adam pulled his hair around his face to hide the blush that was creeping up his cheeks.

Chapter 19

The guys hooting and whistling could be heard outside the locker room. Dotson and McMahan happened to hear them. They both wondered what the noise was about. Blackman was closest to the door. He heard Jim and Vince outside. "Glen, shut the laptop. I hear Vince and Jim outside." Glen quickly shut off the computer and put it in his bag. The guys quickly sat on the benches and began talking when they came in.

Vince looked around, a puzzled look on his face. "What's going on in here? I heard you guys outside doing a lot of whistling and hooting."

"Bradshaw was just telling us a joke," Triple H said.

"Must have been some joke," Vince said, his voice implying he half-believed them. He left having other business to attend to. Steve peeked out the door. "They're gone. Let's get back to what we're doing."

Glen went back on the computer. The guys anxious to see what else the girls said. Sandra added in her comments, saying Jay would have her favorite flavor drizzled all over him. Jay wondered what her favorite flavor was.

Kal was next, saying she could picture Jericho with chocolate all over him and her licking him very slowly. "I think I'll go get some ice. It got warm in here all of a sudden." were her last words. Jericho had a big grin on his face. He was willing to trying that.

Chawnie said she would like to have a collar put on Road Dogg and then drizzle butterscotch over him, and suck it off him. Road Dogg had to sit on that one. "Where do they come up with this? Would they really do that?" Road Dogg asked.

"It makes you wonder and wish," Jeff said.

Cenny and Ann said they would like to each have a bottle of southern comfort to make "Comfort Sundaes" out of their guys. Matt and Bradshaw were wondering what else they would put with those "Sundaes."

Prue was wondering what Canadians would like as Benoit was Canadian. Sandra came back with a reply that Canadians didn't need anything. They're good just the way they are. Benoit had to smile on that one. He did have one thing he liked but he wasn't about to tell.

Steve, Triple H, Raven were wondering what their girls were thinking. Glen looked through. "Sorry, guys, I don't see anything on you. Jeff, I don't see anything either. Maybe they aren't on today. I haven't seen anything from them."

"Hey KJ. What would you do?" Sandra asked.

The guys looked at Glen. "Yeah, KJ. What would you like to do?"

Glen sat there. What would he do? He had to think like the women on the list, which wasn't easy at times, he thought to himself. "Well, we're waiting!"

Glen then decided what he would do. Slowly he typed his reply. "Sharon, I hope you don't mind. I know there's more than enough of Kane for the two of us. I would put warm honey on him, letting it drip down his body, licking it before it would cool off."

The guys looked at Glen after he sent in his reply. "Would you really do that to someone or want them to do that to you?" Mark asked.

Glen just sat there, closing his laptop. "I'll let you think about it."

Chapter 20

Glen left the locker room to go to his hotel room. The guys looked at each other, wondering if he really would do something like that. They all sat around talking about what the girls said. Each one kidding the other. Mark got the worst end of it, especially from Triple H and Blackman. "Tied to a bed and have chocolate and whipped cream on you. I'm picturing that even now," Blackman teased.

Mark left out, shaking his head. Grabbing his gear he went to the hotel. He stopped at Glen's room. Glen opened the door. "You said you had something you wanted to show me," Mark said.

"Oh yeah. I almost forgot. Did you see Lady Cat's picture?"

"No, I didn't."

Glen inserted the disk and scrolled to the picture. Mark got his first look. "Let me zoom in," Glen said. Mark took a good look. "She does have yellow eyes. She didn't lie about herself, she said she was on the heavy side." Mark didn't say anymore. Glen was a little puzzled by his reaction. He couldn't tell if he was disappointed or what he was thinking. He went into Lady B's site. Mark watched as Glen went to the section marked "Undertaker."

Mark saw pictures of his arms, legs, chest, and his butt. He smiled. Then Glen showed Mark the surprise he had. Glen started to laugh as he saw the priceless look on his friend's face.

His eyes were wide open, eyebrows up to what would seem his hair line, his jaw all the way to his chest as he looked at the picture of his jiggling penis. Then from the neck on up a bright red began to creep up. For a couple of minutes he couldn't move. His eyes slowly closed as his head bent down. He turned his head to the side, watching Glen as he was practically on the floor. The title beside the picture was called "IT".

"Has anybody else seen this?" he asked.

"No, I haven't showed anybody yet." Glen replied still laughing. "But I am tempted."

"Don't you dare show that!"

"Why not? It's out there on the internet for everyone else to see," Glen said, still chuckling.

"Well don't show the rest of the guys. I'll never hear the end of it."

Mark got up and went on to his room. Glen didn't ask him to explain his reaction to Lady Cat's picture. Glen thought perhaps he was expecting someone different.

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